Allison Wire

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[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

How the grinch stole Christmas: Finals Edition.

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

@23maxjo Shut up max

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

When you’re power walking through the lib bc you stayed up all night studying & still know nothing & someone has the audacity to go “omg slow down!! where’s the fire???”

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

Just saw a snake in my yard and I swear to g I thought “if I let this thing bite me, I could probably get most of my finals pushed back”

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

Just watched a guy leave class to talk to his lawyer about his DUI #justolemissthings

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

Hobbies include: walking by the logo t-shirt section and being like “lol that’s soOoOo me!!”

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

@celinedion (mug) you are sorely missed #RIP https://t.co/lLBCLy9WyA

[Jordan @jordanenvogue]

sober in uber: please stop talking to me
drunk in uber: ...and that Mike, is why I'm emotionally unavailable I suppose.

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

“I’m an ole miss fan and I’m a bit embarrassed about this game but it’s still hella fun” wow that predictive texting is scary good https://t.co/CuPiZb1SVW

[Farjad📸 @farjadk]

Type "I'm an ole miss fan" and let predictive text finish your story

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

Imagine being in an interview & ur future boss pulls up a finsta of u funneling & u go “as u can see under my special skills, I’m efficient”

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

@DangerDorris This was a good one Danger

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

@DangerDorris @RosaleeSeverino Exactly, I would never!

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

is this because you think I threw away your t shirts with holes in it? Lmk https://t.co/bEYN9q3N2B

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

show me one more picture of a couple in a pumpkin patch. I dare you.

[Allison Wire @allisonwire]

*man; *he https://t.co/DheP3X5wvX