allison castillo

I'm a writer and comic. Get the album, Forever 32, on iTunes.

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@alliedvl This is how I felt after you ruined my stuff and lost four irreplaceable items. Now I’m going through your ridiculous claim’s process, where you’re trying to get out of paying out for damage and loss, even though I PAID for insurance. Seriously? Worst experience ever!

[allison castillo @allistillo]

Just sent. Hopefully you can help me better than your customer service

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@Verizon today I was told my identity couldn’t be verified even though your employees sent my documentation to your other employees. Can someone PLEASE reach out to me to fix this bc it’s not ok.

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@lbv_ofcl @JenKirkman @fidget5000 @jxlehan @ReelCastillo this one’s for us!

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@joshgondelman I bought a couch 11-12 years ago from ABC - still going strong tho I did have to replace one cushion

[allison castillo @allistillo]

If you follow me I will follow you. #backwardsgenesis

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@josssackler @RayneGarber1981 Thanks for retweeting us!!

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@RayneGarber1981 @BarackObama Rayne - totally agree! All the useless killing is so awful - George Floyd and the children & teachers in Uvalde. It’s all so senseless! #GeorgeFloyd #UvaldeMassacre

[American Wild Horse Conservation @FreeWildHorses]

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[allison castillo @allistillo]

@JenKirkman When he booked late night he told me he could only book “up and coming comics or road monsters and you’re not either.” It’s awful that one person kept so many talented people from getting opportunities that they should have been considered for due to their talent and hard work.

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@instacart so you never deliver on time? That’s the new thing?

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@baresnacks It’s true love. #chihuahua #dogs #apples #jilted https://t.co/Gm1lUIQ5hD

[allison castillo @allistillo]

For almost ten years I had a dog. Now she’s been replaced by this creature, who has a LOT of opinions. #chihuahua #stopyellingatme https://t.co/i6CQ0ZyD1f

[allison castillo @allistillo]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/0C4bI5gkGC

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@abchome just need some order info!

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@HP what do I have to do to talk to a person who can help me figure out why my Mac can’t find my printer?

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@FedExHelp continues to be horrible

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@FedExHelp @FedEx Worst few days of trying to get the package that should've arrived on the 12th to arrive today - will never ship with you again. No call backs when promised - the case manager with the trace team was out until Monday - I paid so much for this shipment- done

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@FedEx @FedExHelp my suicide note is going to be the tracking number of the package that was supposed to arrive on June 12th - i will never ship with you again

[allison castillo @allistillo]

@FedExHelp Still horrible experience- can’t believe