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[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[allitay @allitay26]

Hey @Ticketmaster did someone forget to hit the “refund” button?? Tomorrow would be the @DierksBentley show @RogersArena that was cancelled six weeks ago and we still don’t have that ticket money back to drown our sorrows for another missed event 👎🏻

[allitay @allitay26]

@onionoracle YAAAS

[Sharjil Rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

[allitay @allitay26]

How do you come back to Twitter after a two year hiatus #askingforafriend

[allitay @allitay26]

@Courtenaayyoo ❤️❤️❤️

[prance @bocxtop]

i think it's fucked up that for the 2020s we didnt even get the roarin part like in the past we just went straight to the depression

[Curious George @impishchimp]

But not in packed classrooms because the virus is well behaved and respectful in schools. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #bced #bcpoli

[allitay @allitay26]

Hello twitter I’m back just to say this reffing is TRASH

[Dallas Smith @dallassmith]

Garbage call come on

[allitay @allitay26]

@Courtenaayyoo I removed him from my FB yesterday too, proud of you 💞

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

I miss my mom, I miss my dad
I miss the road, I miss my band
Giving hugs and shaking hands
It’s a mystery I suppose
Just how long this thing goes
But there’ll be crowds and there’ll be shows
And there will be light after dark
Some day when we aren’t six feet apart

[allitay @allitay26]

Tik Tok is kinda ruining my life right now because I genuinely thought I had a clue when it came to teenagers but I am learning now that I am a fucking DINOSAUR and I have no idea what is cool #millenialteacher

[allitay @allitay26]

This aged well

[allitay @allitay26]

Like I want to unfollow all of the accounts posting annoying challenges but I also know I’m probably only 8 days of quarantine away from fucking participating #boredinthehouse

[allitay @allitay26]

@HeadChefShadeL You should qualify for CERB?! ** noticed because fav old skool meme

[allitay @allitay26]

If anyone needs a good cathartic pandemic cry just watch @pixaronward I’ll still be crying when they let us out in June @holland_tom @prattprattpratt

[allitay @allitay26]

Like I want to unfollow all of the accounts posting annoying challenges but I also know I’m probably only 8 days of quarantine away from fucking participating #boredinthehouse

[allitay @allitay26]

HAHAHA I just remembered that our high school Lip Dub was pre-drone era and we all stood on the field for the aerial shot and we had to HIRE AN AIRPLANE #wearevanier

[allitay @allitay26]

Reading comments on the internet makes me more motivated than ever to teach my students to be more competent adults who can read and think critically when we set them free out there #sos