alli ♌︎

licensed esthetician | she/her 🧚🏽‍♀️

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

like i need to schedule an appointment with an experienced stardew modder ASAP

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

there should be like a hotline for stardew valley modders seriously

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

pesto is one of the greatest contributions to man

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

this feels like a flex to me bc this was not my experience at all when i modded a game for the first time

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

i successfully emulated twilight princess, ocarina of time, & majoras mask on my steam deck last night all by myself with no tutorial video or anything 😭😭 very proud of & pleased with myself

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

& all by myself means my man already downloaded all the emulators i just had to download the ROMs/game files lmao but still i had no idea what i was doing fr but somehow got them all working on my first try

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

genuinely every iteration of crepe suzette is flawless character design to me

[☆ @rauhlzy]

i used to listen to this thinking it was genuinely going to bring world peace

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

like bananas for example. i LOVE bananas but i cannot eat ripe bananas by themselves bc of the texture. i can eat them cooked or dried or baked into pastries but just bananas by themselves will genuinely make me vomit solely bc of their texture

[alli ♌︎ @alliwbu]

i truly wish i didn’t have a weird texture aversion when it comes to food bc there are so many foods that i genuinely find delicious but i cannot enjoy them bc of their texture

[k @jbvancarthen]

can’t believe I’m bout to be in a queue with btches that have called my man a crackhead…..I’m actually about to become violent!!!!

[jasꕤ @eicsbieber]

him not playing the one time video because his opps are in it

[The Truest @dre___843]

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

[pri @cuffitpri]

invented parasocialism