Alan

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

|@LFC #YNWA #LFC|#LH44| Ex @raptors|
Donde esta la biblioteca?

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Mmeongeza hadi mood??😂😂😂😂😂

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

I think my time on here may be coming to an end soon

[Alan @allkipsin]

MPESA generates nearly 2x revenue of NCBA Group.
GROUP.

Jehova.

[Kenyan Wall Street @kenyanwalstreet]

Kenya's Top Revenue Earners:

▸ Safaricom ➠ KSh 427.6 Bn
▸ KCB Group ➠ KSh 275.5 Bn
▸ Equity Group ➠ KSh 264.4 Bn
▸ EABL ➠ KSh 227.5 Bn
▸ Kenya Power ➠ KSh 219.3 Bn
▸ Kenya Airways ➠ KSh 161.5 Bn
▸ TotalEnergies ➠ KSh 143.9 Bn
▸ Co-operative Bank ➠ KSh 122.2 Bn
▸ NCBA Group ➠ KSh 97.4 Bn
▸ I&M Group ➠ KSh 83.6 Bn
▸ Absa Bank Kenya ➠ KSh 75.7 Bn

NSE-listed companies only. Latest available full-year results.

[Dr.Bosire Wairimu MD, MSc, MBA,LLB. @Lasterbosire]

I remember begging the officers to allow us to make Dr. Obwaka comfortable because he was in poor health.

We were passed from one person to another, with no clear response (The Investigating Officers and the In-charge). Dr. Obwaka had shared that he had previously undergone heart surgery.

When we had no other option, we called emergency medical services and requested an ambulance. Only then did they allow him to receive medical care.

Imagine receiving medical attention in the parking area of the Judiciary at Milimani Law Courts.

Dr. Obwaka had been unlawfully arrested from his clinic and charged on what were fictitious claims, which were later dismissed.

Daktari rage in the light, and don’t let those who pushed your to poor health rest.!

#RiPDrObwaka

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

From the Standard Chartered Bank Kenya 2025 Annual Report:

—The bank is moving to an asset light model as it puts up its Chiromo Headquarters for sale, reclassifying KES 1.41B from property, plant and equipment in June 2025.

—The 7-storey Westlands head office that sits on 1.88 acres is benchmarked to generate ~KES 196M annually.

—The asset is now carried at fair value less costs to sell, confirming an active disposal process with completion targeted within 12 months.

—The bank has also disposed of its Nyeri and Treasury Square properties, reinforcing a broader exit from owned real estate.

[Alan @allkipsin]

@numbers_ke Greetings, lad!

[Alan @allkipsin]

🤣🤣🤣

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@Brick_Suit Everyone give her some slack shes the queen of the Learing Center

[Alan @allkipsin]

@wanguwamajani @manmahuro Wacheni siasa 🤣🤣

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee Maina let me tell you, white rose laundry is small fish hapo kwa urban games of fund raising dinners

[Alan @allkipsin]

Nah. They are begging for a swimming pool restoration etc etc. Smh

For girls, Kenia high is clear

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Moi Girls High School Edoret is a proper institution. Kama unaeza peleka your daughter pale, please do so.

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee Kaa ukijua pesa ilikuwa inaoshwa hapo.

But hujui.

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee You said you left it good condition, recently?
I'm assuming recently - highly likely you didn't leave in 1928?

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee And why is Wantam's daughter holding the mic asking for money for a swimming pool

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee Tembea hapo Kileleshwa ufanye benchmarking hapo Boma.
Hio sasa ni ivy league 🤣🤣

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee You should be asking what happened to the pool in the intervening period of your leaving and now.

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee Which other national school is in the socials asking for money?

[Alan @allkipsin]

@Gracearchiee Sorry. I just saw they hawked that paybill to the all and sundry trying to raise the 6 million ̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶t̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶w̶i̶m̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶i̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶.

[Alan @allkipsin]

@manmahuro @wanguwamajani Jameni. Those ARE obituaries.

Nkt

[Alan @allkipsin]

ǝɔᴉu ʎɹǝΛ

😍

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

🇦🇺ɹǝpun uʍop ʞɔɐq

[Alan @allkipsin]

@epcogal Read this slowly.

You. Don't. Become. A. 30. Trillion. Dollar. Economy. Through. Guess. Work.

[Alan @allkipsin]

You are questioning the American education system on an American social media platform?

[Chebonandi ( Lillith) @epcogal]

I always question the American education system,like really what do you people really study ?