Hugo Neuproler

Y'all gonna make me lose my mind. // he/him

[Hugo Neuproler @allknees]

@vryprfct 🤐

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@this_is_JennaG Did you accidentally drop some of your spicy egg cup into the brew bed, like I did this morning?

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@ditriech I'm interested in the finish to this tweet. Although, maybe I should have DMed instead. Too late, now, I suppose.

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@ditriech Eventually, my rad required minimized movement for more precise lung mapping, so I had to be strapped down. I was sure it was gonna spin me out of control, instead, it offered me an unlikely solace. There was nothing I could do, nowhere to go, just being.

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@vryprfct This would be like picking your own nickname, right? Spot on for some, but completely off for 99% of people.

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Where is your favourite place to be when picking your nose? (If you're gonna say alone in your bathroom, don't bother. We're not accepting lies this time around.)

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@vryprfct You'll have to start paying a goose for protection.

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Them: He has an accent, so it's hard to understand him.
Me: Do you mean he has a different accent than you?
Them: You're so sensitive.
Me:

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@togflx Idea for a thing: Every new kind of Oreo is just Peeps Oreos, but with a different name.

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@coffeeandbookz Thanks for listening to a snippet of my life.

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@this_is_JennaG I can appreciate people wanting to ungender relationship language and unseat the possessiveness of it. But there are lots of feelings, and I hope straight people who choose words not previously or currently optional for queer people can understand.

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@this_is_JennaG By the time "husbands" became an option, it seemed obsolete. And "partners, sig oths" had come to feel like a gentle way of telling straight people we weren't straight, but we were quiet and responsible, and not going to be a bother.

[Hugo Neuproler @allknees]

Lovesong for all the winners without trophies - holding their heads high, hanging them low, smiling, crying, and searching for the pride they deserve to feel.

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Go, Everybody, Go!

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@TransEthics Here's mine: 🤠

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I identify as a burnt citrus expression. (Thanks @this_is_JennaG)