Alexandria

[fivehead queen ✿ @biguglydumbdumb]

@anusinghx Lol it gets worst https://t.co/rjewGqQBLh

[Alexandria @allleeeeeexxx]

@10021554TH That's because Anastasia is a demon child and screams for hours

[lindsay @lindsaysturg]

is it rude for a girl or guy to say hi and hug your significant other but not acknowledge you

rt if yes
like if no

trying to prove a point

[Alexandria @allleeeeeexxx]

Let's buy a puppy and then a month later try to sell it 😒. If you are not in a stable living condition or have no IDEA what it takes. Dont get a fucking animal. hate seeing pets bought and then thrown away like nothing.

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Promise Rings: cuz I’m pretty invested in this relationship but there’s a chance someone better may come along& I want to be able to drop u at the bat of an eye. But, like, I’m committed— just not totally— ya know? I hope u like it! The lady at Claire’s helped pick it out

[Alexandria @allleeeeeexxx]

I need to be asleep!!

[lisa @Alythuh]

16 y/o me on NYE:
*talking to friends*
ughhh cant wait till Im older & have my own car xD ill be able to party with no curfew :3

20 y/o me on NYE:
*talking to dogs*
honestly idk why these fucking assholes are lighting fireworks at 7pm either. don't be scared baby

[Alexandria @allleeeeeexxx]

Sprint,

Fuck you.
I hate you.

[James Parker @panoparker]

Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?

Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.

Parents: It's those pesky iPhones

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know. how scary. bath time can be. so whenever. the human showers. i make sure. i’m also. in the bathroom.. for solidarity

[Alexandria @allleeeeeexxx]

I want a pet cow so bad