All Legzzzz

I won't do that thing you like.

[All Legzzzz @alllegs3]

If you're going to think of me, do it inappropriately.

[That Pesky Prostitüt™ @LittleMissAngr1]

Jefferson Airplane: Don't you want somebody to love?

Me: Nah, I'm good

JA: Don't you need somebody to love?

Me: I'm happily single

JA: Wouldn't you love somebody to love?

Me: Clearly not

JA: You better find somebody to love

Me: This just feels like projection

[just v¡be @LVMelL0]

*grows out bush, so you stalk me and hide there forever.

[That Pesky Prostitüt™ @LittleMissAngr1]

I had a very romantic evening planned but my vibrator told me he has a prior engagement.

[That Pesky Prostitüt™ @LittleMissAngr1]

I lost a friend over my bastardization of common idioms, but I think she should just let pylons be pylons.

[𝕘𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕥 @geist_x_]

Sorry you didn’t realize I was fat before you asked for nudes.

[whiskeykisses🇺🇸 @whiskey_dreams_]

If you don’t wake me up by poking me with your morning boner..
I’ll assume your dick is broken

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

I’m at the point in my life where I’ll take sex whenever I can get it.

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

What the hoes really want from you today is a good dick down for Valentine's Day.

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

Watched porn last night with the husband, no different than any other night but made a new hot video.

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

Can't wait to fuck my tc and make some hot videos to masturbate to.

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

Side hoes calm the fuck down today, it's not your day.

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

If you can guess who's face I wanna ride, I'll send you my tits.

[whiskeykisses🇺🇸 @whiskey_dreams_]

Come get under these covers with me..
lemme make you forget your world

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

I envision my death, unable to get up from the bathroom floor, after taking a fall while foolishly trying to put socks on my wet feet.

[Genevieve @Gen22]

Boobs get to do what they want.

[MisoSilly @SeiYoung83]

So, are y’all fucking right now or what?

[👛Handbaglvr👛 @UKWildcatgal]

Eight steroid pills later, not only can I breathe well, but I'm fixing to go lift up the house, so I vacuum under it.

[Double D 🇺🇸 @dvel86]

I'd watch porn with you and let you fuck me.