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[Alex @alllexbrown]

Trying to pass time on the drive back from Newcastle so asked Jak what was his favourite condiment and he said “salt and pepper” 😩😩😩 what in the actual hell do u even mean

[Alex @alllexbrown]

If there was a tik tok version of Spotify wrapped, my number 1 video for 2025 would be Kelly Clarkson singing your love

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Feeling it now though @justinbieber Some night, did you find your vape??

[Alex @alllexbrown]

Fucking CBA when someone posts a banging outfit on tik tok and someone asks where it’s from n they say “it’s all linked in my bio babe” just geez the fucking name sis

[Alex @alllexbrown]

My bus driver is actually driving fucking nuts, feel like am on the dial a bus episode of still game

[Alex @alllexbrown]

If the fringe festival has no haters then I am dead

[Alex @alllexbrown]

Not me being the only Scottish person in a sweepstake for the euros with all English people and getting England 🫠

[Alex @alllexbrown]

My day is automatically RUINED when I go for a McDonald’s and see it’s the halloumi fries on

[Alex @alllexbrown]

Never forget the time my neighbour was literally murdered n there was tv crews outside my house and my mum goes “god a hope the news don’t show the side garden it’s needing done” 😭😭

[Alex @alllexbrown]

@DyerJak95 Lolololol

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

The boy playing "The Unknown" at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience before the show started

[Alex @alllexbrown]

Becoming an auntie for the first time is the most heartwarming thing ever, I have never had so much love for such a tiny human 🥹🤍

[Alex @alllexbrown]

I’ve spent the last 2 nights watching krampus videos on tik tok??? Like for hours. People running about dressed as half goat demons? I am OBSESSED. I love it. I don’t understand it and they scare me, but I love it

[Alex @alllexbrown]

@megabusuk Hi, is there currently any delays for the M20 4.35pm bus from Newcastle to Edinburgh?

[Alex @alllexbrown]

Why does every girl on my fyp look unreal in that bloody Rita Ora x Primark glittery blazer, but I looked like Elton John

[Alex @alllexbrown]

They must put literal crack cocaine in those Cadbury puds. I can’t stop

[Alex @alllexbrown]

I bang on about it all the time but why have nandos still not brought back the creamy salad dressing? I’m on my knees begging at this point

[Alex @alllexbrown]

I feel so late to the party but Irina and Micah on love is blind are THE worst lassies and I’d punch their cunts in

[Alex @alllexbrown]

I have never loved anyone like I love Logan Huntzberger

[Alex @alllexbrown]

@seanmcbay_ Well ours would be I go crazy for desperate housewives