lexie roach

venmo: @alllexies

[lexie roach @alllexies]

I dropped my phone in the toilet today

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

who else wandered around their house as a child with their eyes closed trying to navigate just in case they ever went blind or are you normal

[funny bone @humeralhead]

oh two likes isn’t a lot? imagine two fingers in your butt

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i love people who naturally have morals, manners, self awareness and consideration for others

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"i will walk you out" is literally just a excuse to get a few extra minutes with someone before they leave, and that is so romantic.

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

me coming home to the mess I made when I was getting ready

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You need a lot of inner peace to avoid getting rage baited by your mom

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Zion @zionszzn]

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper & it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

A concert ticket should come with a t shirt, I stand by that.

[miia @miiagarro]

i have ghosted half my bloodline.. believe me when i say idgaf

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Waitress: would you like more water?
Me: yes thank you
Waitress: [picks up my cup to fill it]
Me: thank you
Waitress: [puts my cup down]
Me: thanks!

[leti @Letangmohlala]

Lifting up my baggy jeans like I'm a modern day princess >>>

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if i had a dick id get hard from drinking like a really good cup of crisp cold water

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i miss the days when you can screenshot on your iphone without taking the survey afterwards 😭

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top tier clothes are back

[slothy @slothy_420]

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me