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peace love existentialism

[ali @alllissssa]

saw @taylorswift13 on friday in miami and am now on my way to SF to see the niners/chiefs game. in my mama @dkelce1 era ✨

[ali @alllissssa]

“no problem” #bb25

[ali @alllissssa]

why does dr will look like a founding father #bb25

[ali @alllissssa]

I have had a twitter more than half of my life SOS someone please I’m having an existential crisis

[ali @alllissssa]

love is blind was such a better show during the pandemic when we were all sitting on the couch sad

[ali @alllissssa]

grocery shopping as a single adult is so dumb, I just bought $0.60 worth of broccoli

[ali @alllissssa]

the lady in front of me spent $552 on groceries. merry crisis

[ali @alllissssa]

my twitter/insta/fb bios haven’t been changed since roughly 2013 and at this point they are relics so we can’t update them now

[ali @alllissssa]

@missblair__ I’m shocked you waited this long 😂

[Hannah♥️ @hannahstepanian]

Happy #bb24 finale night! Our themed snacks! @missblair__ @alllissssa

[ali @alllissssa]

so when are we getting a “You” hhn house

[ali @alllissssa]

I feel like it should be illegal in this day and age for a grocery store to not have a self-checkout

[ali @alllissssa]

not me driving to a whole other grocery store because the first one I went to didn’t have any good avocados

[ali @alllissssa]

today’s gym inspo brought to you by natalie portman’s arms and listening to the entirety of katy’s teenage dream album

[ali @alllissssa]

@missblair__ Yes of course we have been over this

[ali @alllissssa]

look I don’t like subtitles but god damn the ones in stranger things are so good. “intense, confident synth music”, “slightly dramatic synth music” ugh Netflix gets me

[ali @alllissssa]

the sexual tension between me & pulling all the way through a parking spot

[ali @alllissssa]

@missblair__ @courtneysteg Incredible

[ali @alllissssa]

Honestly after putting up with I-4 in orlando for so long, driving in LA is a breeze. Absolutely wild that it makes these people look like stellar drivers

[ali @alllissssa]

The DJ at the magic game just made a mash up of good 4 u and crush crush crush and… wow I needed this