Ally Johnson

insta: @alllyjay

[Ally Johnson @alllyjay]

@EmmaRaeMcG Lmao damnit

[Ally Johnson @alllyjay]

I gotta stop drinking at airorts 😬

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

boomers paying their bill: you only had bud on tap not but light so you get 9% and I am going to spit in your face as I leave. good day

millennials paying their bill: this beer? incredible. you? incredible. I'm tipping you 30%. this is my last $20 but I want you to have it

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Spending money on experiences, as opposed to material possessions, leads to greater happiness.

[Aaron @aaronadams1997]

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, pls don’t take Will Ferrell. He just wanted to go fast. https://t.co/7FjI32e2FO

[Ally Johnson @alllyjay]

WTF IM SHOOK https://t.co/KwNa6T7hl5

[Courtney Shaw @CourtShaw14]

EVAN BREEN IS AT GROTTO THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

We all understand this father’s action. Nassar’s punishment will go far beyond sentencing. Behind bars, he’ll soon know what hell means. He’ll be well taken care of. https://t.co/6Fo47mppFo

[Epoca Libera @epocalibera]

Time lapse: A super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, #Acropolis of #Athens #Greece on 31 January 2018 #SuperBlueBloodMoon #LunarEclipse2018

[David Beedle @Big_Bug90]

#TimesUp

[Ally Johnson @alllyjay]

Can’t tell you how many times I still do this... https://t.co/mo2EjPGQRU

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

. @realDonaldTrump new year new you?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

being playfully mean as a flirting technique is gr8 in theory but in reality you're always gonna be a lil too spicy and come off like an asshole

[Charlie Monday @charlie_monday]

Picture this:
It’s 2030. It’s 6 A.M. Christmas morning & your children come rushing in your bedroom filled with joy to wake you up. You follow them to the living room & watch them rip open their gifts. It’s Smirnoff Ice, they take a knee & chug them like a champ. Life is complete https://t.co/ttfjXX9oc0

[Ally Johnson @alllyjay]

Eminem’s new album dropped just in time for my 18 hour road trip 🔥🔥🔥

[Ally Johnson @alllyjay]

It’s amazing what a clean closet can do for the soul