Me: We should have crunchwraps
Wife: Two crunchwraps! And ice cream
Me: TWO CRUNCHWRAPS WITH ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE
Wife: We would die
Me: WE WOULD DIE HEROES
Feeling bad about some feedback? When Hans Christian Andersen read a bad review of one of his books, he immediately collapsed on Charles Dickens' lawn and sobbed into the grass.