All Natural Code

100% natural code. All organic programming. GMO free.

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Don't trust "agile" claims! Many agile devs are crammed into tiny cube farms, barely able to move. Support #freerange software development.

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Did you know that the average household consumes up to 1000 RPCs per day?
#reduceWaste

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Next time you're at the beach, look for the excess microservices littered in the sand. This is a haunting reminder of the devastating impact they have on our ecosystem.

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THE DANGERS OF MICROSERVICES: A THREAD.

Microservices are tiny services, as the name implies. The problem with microservices is that they do not break down into harmless modules. They can take hundreds or thousands of years to decompose. 1/n

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Did you know that even though microservices are widely used in the software industry, only 20% of microservices are truly needed?

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MICROSERVICES ARE DANGEROUS!

When you divide your architecture into microservices, it blocks the natural flow of energy through your system. TOXINS build up with nowhere to go! Stick to healthy and natural monolith design.

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When you put tests around your code, it stops TOXINS from naturally leaving it during development! This is one of the leading causes of system failures.

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Many web services use ENCRYPTION to artificially modify data. Use a natural alternative like pig Latin. https://t.co/gH8Zc1tdnF #webdev

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I never use rigorously tested software with heavy production monitoring. It's so bad for you. Instead I just deploy fresh, untested software straight from the developer's machine.

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Did you know that instead of buying proprietary software full of harmful chemicals, you can make your own at home using all natural ingredients like punch cards?

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If only more software houses worked this way! Maybe we would still have the Great Barrier Reef. 🍀

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Our new software consultancy produces what we call "raw code", guaranteed NOT to have passed through CI or any kind of onerous "testing". The result is a palpably richer and more authentic software experience

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Remember when we didn't have all of this over-processed code in our software? Remember the good old days when it was just raw ones and zeroes? All Natural Code remembers.

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Like a lake, less activity brings clarity. De-stress your system by deleting all active processes. #mindfulness #cleancode

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For maximum system health benefits, only consume raw, whole data files. Parsed data loses valuable benefits! #cleaneating #cleancode

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Bug or accidental feature? Help bugs flourish in your #code by not testing it, and the features will write themselves! #guthealth #goodbugs

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A beautiful and natural way to improve the health of your code - attach this Himalayan salt lamp to your workstation https://t.co/mj0rDwwSEm

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Many web services use ENCRYPTION to artificially modify data. Use a natural alternative like pig Latin. https://t.co/gH8Zc1tdnF #webdev

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What kind of artificial colours are hidden in your website? Do these colour names sound natural to you? #cleancode

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Use it or lose it! Adding extra while and for loops increases circulation in your code, which is great for flushing out toxic bugs.

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What a great idea! Simple hack to ensure your system is restored to full health using the awesome power of magnets.