Kerry

Proud Canadian senior citizen! 🍁Grandmother to furry Edith and Ray since their mother went OTRB five years ago. @allnmacd.bsky.social

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@theverysimong @TheLaurences_ Hate the dress, adore the woman. I just want to know how her closets are organized and who looks after all those garments. Are they filed by type, color, style? And the accompanying accessories?

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@theverysimong @BenjaminVaesen We'll make a note that you need a tiara for your 18th. Pearls, just diamonds, a mix or another type of stone?

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@erosbrousson Encore, encore mon ami!!!

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@theverysimong I just spit out a mouth of coffee laughing so hard! Lovelace is a perfect role model!

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@theverysimong You need a great hat to be a filler so you don't go unnoticed.

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@theverysimong I knew some of the history of the event but I learned more about the modernization from this so thank you so much. Your narration always gives me a smile.

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@washghost1 It would not be cool to launch into ragtime when it's obviously nap time.

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@theverysimong The Pope is American. He no doubt grew up around women who wore trousers and jeans so it wouldn't horrify him at all.

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@worthitornoteh So many to choose from, most of which have been mentioned already. Was Razzle Dazzle with Al Hamel Canadian?

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@theverysimong She always looks elegant and appropriate in every photo!

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@mr_p_carnehan @LairdOfThManor @IreneSc10551404 Most unfortunate that you don't have a photo as I bet you both looked fantastic!

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@unlearn16tweet Hallelujah! At last someone has pointed out on this medium the issues which we must try to deal with. Well done, Joanna!

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@juliemontagu The thought of the robes not being worn again in the future makes me a bit sad. They added such color and presence to the ceremony.

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@Old_But_Gold50s I always thought this and the "Girls of Great Britain and Ireland" were the most beautiful tiaras made.

[Sally Urwin @PintSizedFarmer]

11am: Neep is on his coffee break. He's staring at his locked gate. He knows that a garden of unearthly and sensual delights awaits beyond. Involving the postman, bedding plants and possibly custard creams.

At 12pm Neep discovers that the front gate has a new layer of security; a loop of baler twine. Neep will have to evolve hands to escape.
At 1pm Neep remembers he has teeth.
He sets to work.

2pm: Neep has finally ground through the twine. His boyfriend Broccoli is watching him in confusion.
Neep scoffs.
Broccoli doesn't have the extra brain cell that Neep has. Or the bravery. Or immense beauty.

2.05pm: There's a sudden shout from outside my window.
"Arghfuckoffyoumassiveweirdsheep!"
Neep is harassing the post man. And most shamefully grinding on his Royal Mail issued shorts.

2.10pm: Neep is shoved back in his field, chewing happily on a stolen bedding plant. After a lap of honour, watched by his adoring Broccoli, he starts reinspecting the front gate.
Neep chews thoughtfully on a brand new gate chain. He's not sure where it came from. Broccoli is no help.

3pm: I'm on the phone hysterically apologising to the post office.
Neep doesn't care. He starts to plan his next escape.
This time he's going to bring his boyfriend Broccoli.
Postmen's knees and custard creams await.

[Éros Brousson @erosbrousson]

TOURISTS IN MEXICO 🇲🇽💨

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@unlearn16tweet LMAO! I just spit out a mouthful of coffee at the "I don't do anything straight" line. You go, girl!

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@unlearn16tweet Whoever writes the Frank packaging needs to get an award. Always cracks me up when I stroll the aisle. Gotta love Pneu Canadien!

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

For anyone fearing feline attack, I regret to inform you that Michael has invented the tank...

[Kerry @allnmacd1]

@SamaHoole This is hilarious. I think Doris may be my spirit animal.