chiltonm 👁

internet artifact - columnist @Unwinnable, bylines @PCGamer @BulletPointsVG @HeterotopiasZn @KillScreen - updates only, find me elsewhere!

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

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[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

play promise mascot agency 😈

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Promise Mascot Agency review: Absurdist management sim shows the makers of Paradise Killer are in the business of success. https://t.co/ccofRqcA2z

[Neonhive Games @Neonhive]

"The least amicable city council meeting you've ever attended and probably the best game you'll play this year." @allpalaces @pcgamer 

⁉️ Read more about Promise Mascot Agency @KaizenGameWorks 
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[Bullet Points @BulletPointsVG]

New on the site today, Maddi Chilton writes about Kingdom Come: Deliverance II and interacting with the past. Link below.

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

@EhnnerjameZ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

writing since last update
Mad Max game: https://t.co/wIcQqSF3nn
sexy grandpa tier list: https://t.co/bWhShDr6Rk
romantasy beef: https://t.co/kWNpidAz2x
I demand creative control over Jude Law: https://t.co/0nLCqhYNez
Sick cool bye again. find me on bluesky!

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

@EhnnerjameZ LOL HOMIE I BEEN BLOGGING

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

And of course my magnum opus. I cant even remember the original joke now. Thank you indiana vassilev for your service to the great city of St. Louis and for making my sense of humor even worse. A brave and honorable man!!

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

If anyone was wondering yes I did receive so many texts on the day of Indy's transfer that I thought a family member had died. I have made my peace. Hope he's happy and healthy and doing what's best for him. fuck it up out there homie. MEME THREAD TIMEEEEE

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

I do think objectively this one is funniest

[St Louis CITY SC @stlCITYsc]

We have acquired $1,000,000 in GAM from the Philadelphia Union in exchange for midfielder Indiana Vassilev.

Thanks for everything, Indy. #AllForCITY

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

https://t.co/0X78SrI4rd 2024 year in review 👁️👃👁️

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

Reminder that you can read me on Mad Max and being half gay in the post-apocalypse!!!! totally free except for the last three paragraphs which are mostly me complaining about that one scene with pappagallo!!!!

[chiltonm 👁 @allpalaces]

now (mostly) free to read on unwinnable dot com: https://t.co/ieJpHxWz1L to read in full, please subscribe! support independent journalism! support me getting to send this shit to my editor totally unprovoked and getting paid for it!