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𝙴𝚜𝚝. ‘𝟿𝟹

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

you’re saying I’m like this because I’m mentally ill and NOT because I’m a Scorpio???

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

Alright, new life plan (yes at 31, shut up):
-Become a lawyer (yes I’m also back on that)
-Work for like a decade
-Save money
-Quit law
-Open a coffee shop with a humorous law-themed name that really only I find humorous
-Finally publish that damn book
-????
-Die, eventually

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

On God ✋🏼😔🤚🏼 #RIPTikTok

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

ugh I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

[crank @zacdose]

Hot Ones but instead of spicy chicken wings it’s progressively harder drugs

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

I’d rather watch a play of Copacabana than Romeo & Juliet any day. God, what a tragic love story. Barry Manilow has Shakespeare quaking in his boots.

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

It is officially my 30th birthday and I can’t believe I actually made it this far

this decade has way more potential than my 20’s ever did I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES (or maybe it’s arthritis)

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

the thing about me is that I might have herniated a disc, but I literally refuse to NOT heal???

no it’s MY body I’m going to force myself to heal through power of will bc wtf I’m not getting BACK SURGERY

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

@gothbitchx666 get a long mullet and then when you’re sick of it turn it into a pixie!!!!

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

my brother just left for college ): I’m not crying you’re crying

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

If I’m going to get into debt for a graduate degree, I’m going to get into debt for a nose job, too. Balance.

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

@alexandraariley SHARYN MAKIN’ MOVES

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

@alexandraariley Sharyn needs the “$CAMMIN” plate

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

Your barista is so fucking depressed.

[trash jones @jzux]

snoopy would hate some of you. he would laugh his little snoopy laugh at you in disdain. he would ash his cigarette on your shirt

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

I think you have to be a little delusional to be successful.

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

can everyone stop dying please I am having such an existential week and I’m so broken-hearted

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

Say it with me: IT IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

IF THE POSITION REQUIRES YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, YOU CANNOT PAY AN ENTRY LEVEL SALARY.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

first ever knee injury, welcoming me coldly into my 30’s

[ʀᴀʏ ʀᴀʏ @allsaintsray]

I highkey love being a barista and cook.

I would do this forever if I could get paid more than fucking minimum.