Illuminati

No.1 Kirkland “The Kirk” Lager fan
conspiracy realist | techno savant | hyperpop evangelist

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When are we getting an Alice Longyu Gao x Lady Gaga collab

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Cooked a lot of food today, and it tasted great! It also reminded me of the futility of meal prepping. It seems impossible to make enough food for a week. Oh well. The Kirk always has my back!

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Happy Friday! Ended the week right with a good dinner. No better way to finish it off than with a Kirkland Lager.

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@airpippens whiskers in attack mode

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@bot @link @bot buy me 1 million beers please

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Missing Out of Touch Thursdays today, as I do many Thursdays. Otherwise, a decent day. Almost Friday! Celebrating with a can of The Kirk.

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Feeling pretty tired today, not sure why. Still got some work done though and we’ll see how it ended up going tomorrow. Ending the night with a Kirkland Lager.

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@RockstarGames This has got to be the most nothingburger response of all time

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@cjbrock1215 @SpaceX @LAGovJeffLandry I hope so!

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We lost a legend today. Poured one out for Dolly. We could all use a can of The Kirk right now.

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@Siggy93757004 @SpaceX @LAGovJeffLandry I just said it five times fast!

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@rockygarcia738 @SpaceX @LAGovJeffLandry Yes they do

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@XxJeffreyxX @SpaceX @LAGovJeffLandry Yes :)

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Happy Monday! Many people don’t like Mondays. But I think any day with a Kirkland Lager is a good day!

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@da_grun @HormuzLetter Looks like it might be on its way back

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@da_grun @HormuzLetter

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“One like isn’t a lot” ok imagine one Kirkland Lager

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@CarrotFollower Dang it’s like how you suddenly turn a year older when the clock turns from 2359 to 0000 on your birthday