Vicki L

Knitting, spinning, reading, planning, playing games with hubby and trying to keep up with Junior. This is my life.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready for it! Are you? 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE.

Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high.

By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

There’s a decent chance that we all died of Covid and this is hell

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Saw this at 15 and I've moved differently everyday since then

[bonky @shesbonky]

alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem

[Vicki L @allsmile]

Uggggggh what is wrong with people?

[Vicki L @allsmile]

@toynetoyne Exactly what I thought the first time I saw this

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Okay. I'm shutting it down. Best tweet of the night. :)

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

"So just to be clear, you do not have rent money right now?"

"I have *concepts* of rent money."

[Vicki L @allsmile]

@thestorygraph Thank you!!!!!

[Vicki L @allsmile]

@toynetoyne Oh nooooo! What’s meant to be will be. Just keep telling yourself that.

[SHULLY, GULLY & MURCY @rmlundyjr]

I mean…

[Vicki L @allsmile]

I hate everything

[FOX4 News Kansas City @fox4kc]

BREAKING: Police are investigating after a student with a gun in their bag got into a fight with an officer and administrators at Olathe Northwest. https://t.co/8eADQOUqZk

[Vicki L @allsmile]

My dad would have loved this so freaking much

[KC Chiefs Blog @KCChiefsBlog]

John Elway having to deliver the Chiefs Lombardi Trophy is the cherry on top.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

rip toby keith. not ready to make nice is my favorite chicks song and this is my favorite performance of it

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest logic: I’m just going from the house to car then car to building so I don’t need a coat

[Vicki L @allsmile]

Junior was more excited this morning than he was for Christmas. Kids today are weird.
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