All Dave & Jamison jokes

What does it take to be a great software engineer?

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I've been listening to Soft Skills Engineering podcast for years. Every episode starts with a joke, and I was wondering if I could collect all Dave & Jamison jokes 🤔
It takes more than wondering to be a great software engineer, doesn't it?
I created a parser to get all jokes.

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It takes more than figuring out how to exit VIM to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes

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It takes more than great unit test friendly thread-safe singleton design pattern skills to be a great software engineer #allssejokes

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It takes more than putting a load balancer in front of it to be a software engineer. #allssejokes

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It takes more than changing your job title on LinkedIn to "does computer stuff really good" to be a great engineer. #allssejokes

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It takes more than great inversion of control skills to be a great engineer. #allssejokes

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It takes more than memorizing Jira hot keys to be a great software engineer #allssejokes #episode118

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It takes more than great Silverlight skills to be a great engineer #allssejokes #episode117

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It takes more than trying to remember the arguments to tar to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes #episode116

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It takes more than great simulated annealing skills to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes #episode115

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It takes more than great UML diagrams to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes #episode114 #episode79

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It takes more than predicting that 2018 will be the year of the Linux desktop to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes #episode113

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It takes more than great binary search balancing skills to be a great engineer. #allssejokes #episode112

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It takes more than a fancy editor color scheme, and a coding font with ligatures to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes #episode111

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It takes more than great database normalization skills to be a great engineer. #allssejokes #episode110

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It takes more than great refactoring skills to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes #episode109

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It takes more than Big O skills to be a great engineer. #allssejokes #episode108

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It takes more than great multitasking skills to be a great software engineer. #allssejokes #episode107

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It takes more than great pitch shifting skills to be a great engineer. #allssejokes #episode106

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It takes more than an exhaustive list of overly prescriptive linting rules to be a software engineer. #allssejokes #episode105