VdC

A mess of old memes, night terrors and the murmur of half-dreams

[VdC @allstar_me]

That one scene in Severance where Mark is riding down the elevator at Lumon and turns to the camera and says “ARE WE HAVING FUN YET???” was crazy.

[dashiel @new_dash_snow]

tapped big man on the shoulder like they work at the power plant together

[VdC @allstar_me]

The minions would absolutely lose their shit going to a Banana Republic for the first time

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[VdC @allstar_me]

Australia subbed in a goalie for the shootout only for him to allow every single one through

[VdC @allstar_me]

@CashSupport In conclusion, CashApp customer service will lead you to believe they are going to “help” you in the DMs but really they just want you off the timeline. Never have this problem with Zelle

[VdC @allstar_me]

How it feels to order the steak and chicken critters combo at Texas Roadhouse:

[VdC @allstar_me]

How I’m pulling up to Minions & Monsters

[VdC @allstar_me]

Walking into the back of house of a Longhorn Steakhouse when I’m old & senile and yelling “IS THIS THE SHITTER”

[VdC @allstar_me]

@KingOfPhinland That “TRENT SHERFIELD - TOUCHDOWN” popup still hits like fucking crack

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated

[VdC @allstar_me]

How it feels when the Duck Donuts baker has to show you the warm, freshly glazed donuts they just made without breaking gaze

[VdC @allstar_me]

You guys remember the banana suit hardcore show kid?? This is him now. Hope y’all are happy

[VdC @allstar_me]

@BizNasty2point0

[VdC @allstar_me]

They should make co-valedictorians give their speeches simultaneously

[VdC @allstar_me]

Caesar dressing either skews lemony or anchovy-y. Never both.

[VdC @allstar_me]

@gracecamille_

[VdC @allstar_me]

Gym bros are so funny. A fast food place will come out with a new product called “Naked Seal Pup Nuggets” and they’ll be like “420 calories, 68grams of protein, 10g of fat, and they ethically source the seal pup meat. Worth looking into…”

[VdC @allstar_me]

(Through tears eating an entire Costco pizza) “I’m only doing this because my mom used to make me buy clothes in the husky section growing up”

[VdC @allstar_me]

@813Drew