AppleGodSauceKing

You know what I would do if I scored 4 goals? I'd whip my cock out.

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@USATODAY cut his dick off

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

........ https://t.co/IOPI3hF2vg

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The Austrian army accidentally attacked itself in 1788 and lost around 10,000 men.

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

Legendary https://t.co/XW9nmM85rS

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A strip club owner bought a house next door to his ex-wife and installed a giant middle finger statue...

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@USATODAY rest in peace 😢😢

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@SanJoseSharks #joepavelski

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@nichdono16 https://t.co/ArEVvVeGci

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

"Heavens Trail" A place in Ireland where every two years on June 10-18 the stars line up with this path.

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@Logancouture time to light the fucking lamp my friend. Play hockey like we all know your capable of. Be mean!!!

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

Hey @Activision if I get another "lobby is not joinable" bullshit message I'm gonna explode. Can you fix your fucking game already pussies?

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

.@88PKane scores to make it 5-2 Chicago!

Oh yeah, that's his third point of the game. #LikeAJedi #CHIvsARI https://t.co/1nJgJ6gaJD

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@ATVIAssist every time I try and play. It's made me install like 8 updates in the past day and now I can't play at all

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@ATVIAssist I've had it since I got the game. No I'm letting it finish the update and now all I'm getting is "cannot load level fastfile"

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

I've gotten this 7 times in a row @Activision seriously what the fuck!!!!!!!

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

@ATVIAssist

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

"I definitely want to be a difference maker out there." - Johnny Gaudreau

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

I think I have the right to swear @ATVIAssist support homo when I've purchased every single fucking @CallofDuty game that's ever come out

[AppleGodSauceKing @allstarfuxoff]

Hey @Activision maybe hire a new @ATVIAssist support guy. The current one sucks at his job. He can't answer simple questions