All Talk, No Balk!

Covering All The Bases.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Toy Story 1: Oh no, Andy got a new toy.

Toy Story 2: Oh no, I’m a collector’s item.

Toy Story 3: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.

Toy Story 4: Okay, so there’s this doll.

Toy Story 5: Screen time is crazy, bro.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

I grew up thinking if things ever got really bad you could always just go to Taco Bell. 5 layer burrito for $1.49. The emergency meal. The “I have $5 and need to eat” meal. Taco Bell is $12 a person now. The emergency is the prices

[Saint Juan @JeezyNYC]

Remember when Jalen Brunson dropped 45 points in a close out game in San Antonio to secure the 1st New York Knicks Championship in 53 years…….

Wow what a time!

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Falling asleep on the couch before bed is called a nappitizer.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

Worried you might miss the England game on Wednesday by being stuck at work?

Easy. You have to leave for a Dr's appointment. Just don't mention that it's DR Congo.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To all the coffee shops that open at 10am and close at 3pm, who exactly is your target audience?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?

[😼 @dutchessprim]

When I hear they voted MAGA while complaining about gas and grocery prices …

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance is right that Watergate would only be a 12-hour story today. That’s because Watergate looks like fucking child’s play compared to the crimes committed by Trump and his administration.

[Vanshay 🎥 @mvanshay]

This the one 😂😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: When did “if you work full-time, you should be able to comfortably afford shelter, food, and the basics” become an extreme leftist belief ??

[Zion @zionszzn]

Can I be brutally honest ?!???

Working 60 mins to make a $20 bill is disrespectful.

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Health insurance is cool because you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Nobody could tell him shit in middle school

[Kristen @Kica333]

Dear Apple phone keyboard, that’s not even close to what i was trying to type.

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️