Jazz Lahsaiezadeh

I can finger paint and finger pianos.

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

What in the actual fucking baja blasted lunacy is this @tacobell ?! You gave me the #Enchorito back. You gave me hope and life- mental stability. Then you took that all away for some LTO BS. I demand you bring it back for my birthday next month.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

25 years ago today, ‘THE MUMMY’ released in theaters.

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@Drake it was officially over less than an hour ago #meetthegrams

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@Drake it was officially over less than an hour ago

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“#AnneHathaway looks like she belongs in a #wallaceandgromit film.”

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

Can someone in Hollywood please remake Inception with the characters from Sly Cooper?

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@taylorswift13 you the biggest hypocrite of 2015

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

Yo #avatar is a bad movie.

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@NDFootball #fightingirish 'bout to drax them sklounst all over Tejas @KeyAndPeele

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@brodobraggins quit hating. it is a gift. a gift from the foes of liquor store. why not use this drink?

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

We once had things in common. Now the only thing we share is the refrigerator. Ice cold, baby. Ice cold.

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@chrisgang1 what if it was free blowies from the whole cards team! #hmm

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@evilmermaid_ Are you a farmer? Bc you sure know how to raise a cock.

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@gymmyflowtron I tried calling you back!!

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@GoetzMia is the greatest cook alive

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier.

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@AlexChipparoni I'm on a date! #jk #butreally

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@gymmyflowtron seriously miss you and grant and Andrew so baaaad right meow #coolasfrio

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@brodobraggins STUPID CAT!

[Jazz Lahsaiezadeh @allthatjazz92]

@gymmyflowtron when nothing seems to be going right....turn left.