Allison Moore

West Texas ranch kid / WTAMU alum / I have no idea what I’m doing, and you can’t stop me.

[Allison Moore @allthe_moore]

PSA I HAVE FOUND THE BUFF COOKIE RECIPE COMPLETE WITH THE FROSTING I REPEAT I FOUND THE RECIPE

[Allison Moore @allthe_moore]

@FlatlandCavalry 8 years ago. Dreamt of being cool enough to go to concerts. I heard “Summertime Love” the first time it aired on a Midland station. I told myself I’d be a fan if y’all’s next single was good. “No Shade of Green” followed. My friend Steph & I made y’all a personality trait.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i’m a lover girl but y’all be making me act like my dad

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I don’t want to practice mindfulness. If get any more aware of what’s going on around me I’m gonna start blacking out and speaking in riddles

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe the universe was better when it was a dense, single point.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

emma woodhouse deciding who everyone should marry based on little more than vibes while knightley tries to stop her

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Everything’s fine. Wait…. Okay, yep… nope. Hang on. Uh, great. Yeah, we’re good. Oh crap. Oh, okay. Awesome. Yeah, everything fine. Yes. Definitely. For the most part.

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

Y’all please stay safe in the February Snow.🙏🏽

[Sam Mintz @samjmintz]

AP style for numbers is so awkward. I'm out here writing "five to 10 years" and I hate it

[Margo Price @MissMargoPrice]

Don’t let anyone ruin your day, it’s your day to ruin it yourself

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Unfortunately, *gestures around at just kind of all of it*

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Gather ‘round, ladies. It’s time for the annual buying of The Notebook That Will Change Everything™️.

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

I don't KNOW, Margo!

[Allison Moore @allthe_moore]

@FlatlandCavalry

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

Is your house on fire, Clark?

No, Bethany. Those are Christmas lights.

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

What happens to little Texas boys and girls if they end up on the naughty list.