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I need 11 more who can follow @JulianneVoje !!!!

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#funny #tweets

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#itshardformeto accept the fact that you're no longer the person that I fell in love with

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where are you from?

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#ForOneDayIWishICouldHangWith #RebeldesNoProgramaDaTarde #ReplaceSongTitlesWithPepeca #ItsHardForMeTo #KirchnerismoEnUnaPalabra likeaboss!

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#letsplayfollowfollowDinah #NazımHikmetŞiirleri #netneut #agl15because I'm fabulous

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What if one day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your whole life was just a dream..

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If u love two people at the same time,choose the second one,because if you really loved the first one,you wouldnt have fallen for the second

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Sittin* #lasttweet
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Is it some belibers here?
oh, i forgot.. they are aittin in their bathroom and cut themselves.

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"ey bro! What's up?"
"eh, the sky?"

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I hear people talk behind my back about how much of a fat fuck I am and I just raise my middle finger up.

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Wonder how many weird excuses teachers have heard from students who have not done their homework, assignments and presentations.

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why is everybody so serious, just stop for a minute and smile #ProudOfJessieJ

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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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That really awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

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In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we have lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers.

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I wish Monday was as fast as Usain Bolt.

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Twitter is like New York. A site that never sleeps.

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having sex i a car with the seatbelt on, does not make you protected