Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes

(In)correct quotes and headcanons about #FirstKhaotung #เฟิร์สข้าวตัง and their on-screen characters | #AkkAyan #SandRay #KantBison 🐈‍⬛🐈

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

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This account is all about incorrect quotes and headcanons of #FirstKhaotung 🐈‍⬛🐈, both as themselves and as their on-screen characters, either individually or as a couple!

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[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

[SandRay fighting]

Sand: Fine! you know what? go fuck yourself

Ray, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Sand: My life is complicated enough, the last thing I need is more drama

[Ray walks by]

Sand, following him: Hellooo… drama

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#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Style: Hey, what's your body count?

Bison: I don't know, I stopped counting at 50

Style: Woww you're a hoe

Bison: What? oh you mean that? not much actually

Style: wait then what do you mean before-

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#KantBison

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Ray: Listen Sand, you should leave the bar and join my band

Sand: Since when do you have a band?

Ray: It’s called hus-band

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#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Bison: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that

Babe: You’ve been to jail, Phi?

Bison: …in Monopoly

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#KantBison

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

[Ray casually searching around the room]

Nick: What are you looking for?

Ray: My will to live

[Sand walks into the room]

Ray: Ah, there it is

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#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Bison: I guess I'm just too tough to cry

Kant: Just today you were crying about snakes

Bison: *sobbing* They don't have any arms

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#KantBison

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Akk: Please, Aye.. after everything we’ve been through together, you can’t do this to me

Ayan: I’m sorry Akk

Akk: No! I’m begging you, don’t do it

Ayan: It has to be done

Akk: ...

Ayan: ...

Akk: ...

Ayan: *places a +4 uno on the table*

Akk: YOU MONSTER

#AkkAyan

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Sand: BUT I HATE YOU, I REALLY HATE YOU-

P'Yo: Quite fired up today, aren’t we?

Nick: I’m afraid there’s no saving him

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

[Sand singing on the bar]

Sand: At the same time, I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck

Sand: You're an asshole, but I love you, and you make me so mad I ask myself

Sand: why I'm still here? Why can't I go? You're the only love I've ever known

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Ray: Why do you need your jacket back?

Sand: Because it's mine?

Ray: What's your point?

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Sand: Hey Ray

Ray: What?

Sand: Do you remember the jacket I let you borrow?

Ray: The brown one?

Sand: Yeah

Ray: I do remember it

Sand: Okay, I want it back

Ray:

Sand: Give me my jacket back

Ray:

Sand: Hello?

Ray: Why do you need it?

Sand: What-

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Akk: Let’s make the house look nice for Aye’s birthday

Khan: Ayan doesn’t care what things look like

Akk: What makes you say that?

Khan: He’s dating you

Akk: ...

Khan: ...

Akk: COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#AkkAyan

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Bison: This burger is too hot, I can’t eat it

Kant: You’re very hot, and I still eat you

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Kant: Uh... sorry

Style, covering Babe’s ears: One dinner, I just want ONE DINNER

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#KantBison

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Nick: Someone’s been watching too much Naruto

Sand: Shhh... he’s started to feel the emotions of the character, let him be

Nick: I knew there was something suspicious about that anime

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Ray: SANDDD

Sand: … yeah babe?

Ray: LISTEN, I’M NOT LETTING ANYONE TAKE YOU AWAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

Sand: ...

Ray: I’LL BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN YOUR BODY IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO STOP YOU

Ray: YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHEREEEE

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Sand: All the snacks are gone

Ray: *offended* I’M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE??

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#SandRay

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Bison: If I fall...

Kant: I’ll be there to catch you

Ray, looks at Sand: What if I fall?

Sand: *smiles* Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side

Ayan, to Akk: What if I fall?

Akk: *cackles* I’ll be the one who pushed you

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Fadel: Did you take out Kant as I requested?

Bison: Kant has been taken out, yes

Fadel: I knew I could always count on you, brothe-

Bison: It was a great restaurant

Bison: We got to know each other

Bison: *blushes* He even gave me a kiss on the forehead

#KantBison

[Incorrect FirstKhaotung Quotes @allthingsfkt]

Bison: Oh my Kant

Style: Don't you mean 'oh my God'?

Bison: You worship your God, I'll worship mine

[Kant chokes on water]

#เฟิร์สข้าวตัง #FirstKhaotung
#KantBison