Robin Archer

You should just assume I'm being sarcastic. But not now. But mostly.

he/him
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[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

The best outcome here would be for Elon to buy Meta and destroy that too.

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

@HaHaForbes This is the only thing Twitter is good for anymore.

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

A surprising addendum to the law is that 12 Angry Men will now be called 11 Angry Men and 1 Little Cuck. DeSantis crowed that this new "better" version ends with Juror #3 kicking Juror #8 "right in the nards, and then that kid gets the fucking chair."
https://t.co/RYQjrZjVbc

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

@HaHaForbes your moment is nigh.

[CP24 @CP24]

WEATHER: Snow could return to Ontario next week as province aims to smash temperature records
https://t.co/tNuRAMYBeY

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Thundersnow. It's not just slang for cocaine that I just invented right now.
#DLWS

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Says the guy who explained midi-chlorians.
#StarWars

[Variety @Variety]

Liam Neeson Says #StarWars Is Being Hurt by ‘So Many Spinoffs’: ‘It’s Taken Away the Mystery and the Magic’ https://t.co/F5ljKeB7so

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Oh, right. John Tory SAID he would step down, so OF COURSE he won't.
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

@normwilner THERE'S the dithering.

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Just wanted to remind everyone that Doug Ford is empirically worse than John Tory in every possible way, has way more power, and has not resigned.
#onpoli #TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

So wait, what does this mean for SmartTrack? I feel like John Tory was only one or two more terms away from maybe getting around to thinking about that.
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

So wait, we DON'T get to find out which colours on the TORONTO sign mean "Sorry I cheated on my wife"?
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

@NDRWismyname Great. We have a brand...

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

BREAKING: TORONTO MAYOR RESIGNS IN DISGRACE. NO, NOT THAT ONE.
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

And then, as one, a great metropolitan city, home to nearly 3 million people, collectively went "Eeeeeewwwww..."
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Just wanted to remind everyone who voted for John Tory in this last election that they made an OBVIOUSLY BAD CHOICE.

But not cause of this. NO ONE could have seen THIS coming.
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Turns out "Strong Mayor Powers" was a euphemism for Viagra.
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Please be unrelated, please be unrelated...
#TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Alright, I'm back on Twitter FOR A LITTLE BIT.
#johntorysexscandal #TOpoli

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

@JanCaruana NO further questions.

[Robin Archer @AllThingsRobin]

Same product. Screenshots taken today on both the No Frills and Loblaws websites.

Sir, isn't it true that you are lying?
#Loblaws #pricegouge