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@Cling2Reality You have a typo.

He commits a few watergates every day.

Fixed

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@Cling2Reality John Q

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@Cling2Reality I'm no health insurance expert, but it looks like that CEO died of preexisting conditions

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@Cling2Reality Not one of them got a "black job"

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@Cling2Reality FAFO

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@Cling2Reality Wait until they say she wasn't born here.

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@Cling2Reality Seth Meyers takes full responsibility for his jokes

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@Cling2Reality "What bands do you like?" Should be the only question colleges should ask when they assign you a roommate freshman year. My freshman year roommate loved rap and we hated each other with a passion 😂

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@Cling2Reality That's where he messed up. The anus is as unique as a fingerprint.

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@Cling2Reality I think you mean Velveeta

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@LayahHeilpern @elonmusk And here I thought only men could be simps

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@elonmusk Don't you have a business to run?

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@elonmusk So was the Titanic but you didn't see them bragging the ship was sinking

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@elonmusk Hey Elon, what else can we talk you into buying to help you speed up the bankruptcy? We're here for you!

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@Cling2Reality I would say that's a badge of honor, but Hershel Walker probably has that badge in his other pocket

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@Cling2Reality I now have a slide in my living room that was meant for the backyard. How the hell did that happen?

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@Cling2Reality I see what you did there 👏👏👏

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@MrTommyLand Ok? But can you still steer a boat with that?

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@DennisAmey3 @JBStyles23 I regret I let my mom talk me into giving this away when we moved.

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@DennisAmey3 @GoldBlooded79 I eat the same thing everyday for breakfast and lunch. I find it frees up a lot of time not having to think about what to eat for two meals