𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘

Listed #38 in Forbes Top 100 Masters of The Powerbomb/Garfield and energy drink enjoyer/I’ve been called “The Creighton Duke of getting fucked up”

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

You knew somebody was about to get their ass beat when this motherfucker showed up.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

Locking in just in time

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Every man under 170 pounds will be shot come Fat Dude July

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

I just want to know where they got all those cups of fucking water. No way 2 dudes just ride around with 17 McDonald’s cups full of water.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

This one is probably the most unique Raspberry flavored energy drink I’ve had. Not sour, not overly sweet. This one hits hard and hits the spot at the same time.

Stimulation from this one is unreal(thank you 300mg of caffeine, Alpha GPC and TeaCrine)

Taste: 8.4/10

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst fucking enemy, man. Caught on video, fucked up off your ass, asleep with a baking pan full of fuckin’ hot dogs in your lap. This is the pinnacle of human shame, like when they catch Randy hooking for cheeseburgers on Trailer Park Boys.

[Raphouse TV (RHTV) @raphousetv7]

Bro was in a whole Glizzy Coma 😭🌭

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

One plus side to living in the MS/TN/AL tri-state area is these here tasty bastards.

Chicken-on-a-stick, as they like to call them. Chicken, potatoes, onions, bell pepper and pickles, all battered up and deep fried and served at every gas station within a 125 mile radius.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

This as an ITYSL skit in which Tim Robinsons character immediately loses and throws himself into a psychotic rage, knocking all the shit in the kitchen over and drinking all the milk.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

DDP wasn’t some chiseled god like The Ultimate Warrior. No, he was something different. He looked relatable, like the guy who sold ninja throwing stars and burned CD’s at the flea market, hell he might even have a sawed off single barrel 12 gauge that he keeps in his 83 Firebird.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

This teaser trailer for the live action Scooby Doo series coming out on Netflix just proves one thing to me.

Motherfuckers will lose their absolute shit and become straight up fucking dickheaded nincompoops when you point out that Great Danes ears are naturally floppy as hell.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

@hatewheel @SolitaryBoy1250 That’d be bad fuckin ass, I’d drink the hell out of a Mothra Parachute edition Monster.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

Gassing tf up(figuratively and literally)

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

@SolitaryBoy1250 You know how I do brother😎

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

Oh hell yes

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Michael Mann's MANHUNTER.

THE FINAL CUT.

StudioCanal is unleashing a brand new 4K restoration in select US theaters on July 24.

"The ultimate immersive version" of the film.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

It’s a motherfuckin’ Gorilla Mind x Saratoga Wednesday up in this bitch.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘 @alltimefool]

Pulp Fiction glowing golden popcorn briefcase

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.

I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers