Laur

my body is not a temple it is luigi’s mansion ♌︎ 🍉

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

“wHy dO ModS BuLLy tHe StReAmEr” sorry you’d throw hands too if your streamer called you a ‘squatty potty’ in front of 2,000 people on a wednesday

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

LINDSEY GRAHAM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[Days Since The Last Rhythm Heaven Game @days_since_rh]

It's been 0 days since the last Rhythm Heaven game.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

. @spurs @wemby

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Timbs in four.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

hitting the grok icon on accident in 2026 gives me the same panic as accidentally hitting the internet app on a flip phone did in 2006

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

loud chewers are so fucking funny you can tell they actually think they’re getting to see the gates of heaven

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

look me in the eye and tell me this creature should be named anything else other than Frank

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

i hate pets with human names

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

sometimes i wonder if cats have begun to evolve to have a flatter forehead from people smoochin on it for centuries

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

gotta be MISERABLE being a moon landing denier/flat earther bro like look at all this hope & moon joy!! instead of being fascinated with the real science it takes to pull this off & marveling over the real images they took you’re busy photoshopping nonsense to prove a fake point!

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

marvelling at science and the human spirit. everything is so bleak but this felt good

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

@LeahCheshier please be the host of everything ever im gonna miss your commentary so bad!!! thank you!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

"We will always choose each other."

Mission control has reacquired signal with the Artemis II crew after the mission’s planned loss of signal. Our astronauts are once again using the Deep Space Network to keep conversation and science data flowing between space and Earth.

[NASA @NASA]

To commemorate the Artemis II mission, the astronauts announced their suggestion to rename certain features on the Moon to honor the Orion spacecraft, named Integrity, as well as commander Reid Wiseman's late wife, Carroll.

[space & chill 🌔🪐☄️ @astro_bram]

I’m really beginning to understand why Buzz Aldrin punched the Moon Landing deniers.

[NASA @NASA]

As communities gather this weekend, @AstroVicGlover reflects on the shared spaceship we all call home: Earth.

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

your honor i don’t know if you’ve cooked with a cast iron before but it’s not like that

[Laur @AllTimeLaur]

my strength training is my 17lb cat demanding to be held like a baby