Mike

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

De'Aaron Fox aint nothing but D'Angelo Russell with John Calipari’s phone number

[TJones Ifatunde @__tjones]

I love this shit. You niggas praise the 90s everyday and get mad when it show up on you front door step

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

A bunker. He's building a bunker.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

That shit is coming to a city near you!

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

When we having Bron vs Wemby debates in 2035 and a MJ fan tries to chime in

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Wemby to Chet in Game 1 of WCF

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

As a kid who grew up on food stamps and free lunch programs, gotta say: some of you are sociopaths for believing kids from poor families shouldn't have access to nice experiences. It's bizarre. Do you'll actually listen when you attend church or just pretend to care about Christ?

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[Kai @SznPltts]

Tryna talk bout Drake when my gas at 4 dollars a gallon

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Survey reveals most Americans would rather live near a nuclear power plant than a data center.

[ravn @mfnravn]

also mandela effect is wild i swear i had more hoes than this

[マクロス instain mother @instain_mother]

Gas isnt $6 liberal its 5.89 with Buccees rewards and its a small price to pay to keep iran from opening the straight of hormuse and trump is living rent free in your head when u bitch about gas prices btw my truck uses diesel, i dont give a shit 🖕

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New data reveals that newborn deaths are skyrocketing under Trump and RFK Jr.

This comes as the Trump administration has stopped recommending the Hepatitis B vaccine to newborns and RFK Jr. refuses to agree that the vitamin K shot is safe and necessary for infants.