Mettaton!

''There won't be an entertainer that can stand to me!'' [Writer Tag: #Ethereal]

[Mettaton! @AlluringMetta]

[*Mettaton is saving your essay for future use.]
°One extraordinary automaton!°
°CEO of MTT industries.°
°More flamboyant than a peacock.°
°Egotistical, smug boi.°
°Prone to spontaneous dance numbers-°
°Retweet for the god of the legs!°

[Mettaton! @AlluringMetta]

Bear hugs reader, no miss-

You've entered the range of MTT's love and affection, you fool.

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@Mewmewfan91 Whirring noises-

Execute the bear hugging of the precious dino-scientist.

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"Keep being negative, darling, and I'll beat you with my love and affection.

Don't try me."

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Soft humming to the tune of "Shine On You, Crazy Diamond" while getting some paperwork done.

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Kinda wanna do a JoJo acc.

Maybe I could find some muse for Johnny, Giorno, or maybe even Kakyoin.

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"My daily schedule includes an existential crisis whenever I awake, posing in the mirror, chewing out lousy employees, having a mental breakdown whenever I'm alone in a room, and the occasional bit of paperwork.

And as for you guys?"

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Groans.

Boredom has struck.

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"For the Christmas season, we play neat instrumental music.

I thought about having the traditional fesitive songs, but I honestly don't want BurgerPants blowing his fucking brains out in my kitchen after hearing Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" for the 1582nd time."

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Considering it's winter, be careful when touching Mettaton. Touching freezing metal isn't too comfortable.

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Smug chuckling.

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Friendly reminder: Mettaton will beat the ever loving shit out of you with love and affection if you don't stop mistreating yourself.

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Could do*

Oof, all this time away and the English language still wants to be a cunt to me.

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So. I kinda want to get into fight RP, but in order to do that, I'd need an iteration of Mettaton that at least stand be able to fight without gimmicks (i.e. the disco ball, the bombs, and other little tricks he uses during the EX fight), and moreso attack directly.

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My idea is to basically buff the NEO form's power and throw in a few neat lil' bells and whistles. Maybe I do a whole thread devoted to an improved MTT NEO form and what it would detail.

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I suppose I exist once more.

Greetings people!

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Im feeling a sudden burst of muse. Might even bring @BurdenedCaptain back.

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Chugging tea straight from the kettle.

Chaotic evil energy is practically radiating off him.

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"I've heard the expression "If you put a frog in hot water, it will jump out, but if you put in warm water and then gradually heat it up, it won't."

All I've learned from that is your frog boiling techniques."

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Time to get to my shit together and make another pinned.