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IF YOU DM OR FOLLOW ME WITH SPAM OR A SPAMMY ACCOUNT IM GONNA REPORT IT!!! #ProsecuteAmberHeard #MenToo #UniversalBasicIncome #UniversalHealthcareForAll

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

I’m baaaaaaacckkkk…again! I had given up on this account!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It's official @MarkHamill new name is Like Skywalker.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Paul McCartney let a stranger claiming to be Jesus Christ sit in on a Beatles recording session in 1967.
McCartney figured, "Well, it probably isn’t. But if he is, I’m not going to be the one to turn him away."

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

#AriZonaIcedTeaWeek

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

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[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

As #AriZonaIcedTeaWeek wraps up we figured someone is going to need a place to store all of their tea. RT and reply with #AriZonaIcedTeaWeek for a chance to win this CUSTOM AZ MINIFRIDGE!

[Noirchick In Old Hollywood @Noirchick1]

The lovely Zorima - who rose to fame quickly after appearing in her own “Garden Of Nudists” carnival show at the 1940 edition of the New York World’s Fair.. Photo by Maurice Seymour.......

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Agreed. It's only been one day & I'm already exhausted.😩

#BringBackLikes

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

You can only keep one, which one are you choosing?

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@kinky_horror
@therealjoebob
This was in @weeklyworldnews this week, and I only thought of one thing…
#Hogzilla

[⚓️𝔏𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯🇦🇺🇨🇾🇬🇷🏴‍☠️ @LongJoanSilver]

1. Which trial did she win? Was it against the tooth fairy?

2. No one has that video because it never happened, and you didn’t even watch the trial if you think that happened.

3. That’s a Captain Jack Sparrow quote you absolute loser!

4. How could you watch a trial that wasn’t televised? Did your coked out mind play it in your head or something?

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@Marilee37284896 @kerrinjam Ditto! I remember when it really was Arts & Entertainment and not whatever the heck it is now.

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@LongJoanSilver 3/3…Before this I mostly used Twitter/X as a way of entering contests and such but I jumped knee deep into this and kept swimming. I am not claiming he is a perfect angel, but who FT is, ya know?

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@LongJoanSilver 2/? he was in a band with Alice Cooper. That he had kids. I didn’t even know he and Vanessa had parted ways. But the more I read the more shocked I got. And her testimony in VA sealed any shred of doubt IMHO. Not that I had any by then…

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@Remy_Legal So….I’m guessing you have never made a mistake? Good to know.

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@Ashy_slashee ‘Seymour, Orin Scrivello.’

*He sneers at her.*

‘D.D.S.’

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@ForeverWyno I want to say Libertine just because its my fav JD movie but given the category I vote…

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

The new James Bond should be a woman 👀

Don’t cancel me 🫣

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

@Alishaa_dks TBH, Johnny looked a little uncomfortable to me.

[Just A Tad BROKEN @AllwaysPuzzled]

I just stab the top with a butter knife and spend the next three minutes peeling off every tiny bit of paper.

[BoredDudeLaughing @cgoidel1]

I’m getting older and live alone, but does anyone else have a problem getting the fckn peanut butter open or is it just me?