Dick Warlock

Not the real & legendary Dick Warlock | Words can't hurt me | Professional F bomber | Shit memes | Current man crush: Adam Waldman

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

Ben: "Kate Moss testified just two days ago that Mr Depp never did that, never hit her, never kicked her"
Rottenborn: "Objection, that's not what she testified"
Ben: "That's exactly what she testified!"
Judge: "Overruled"
Ben: *sighs* "They are still at it"
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

This is so funny because that’s a River vs Boca in Argentina 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

He thinks we can't recognise him

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

@VanessaNewyorkr @jayroo69 🤣

[frank drebin @danblock4]

Awww geez 😔

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

I’m sure they are talking about me ☺️

[frank drebin @danblock4]

Awww geez 😔

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

@VanessaNewyorkr

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

@machine_slave It’s good to see you Brock!

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

How to have an unforgettable night.

Step 1: have a night
Step 2: don’t forget it

Follow me for more life hacks 🫶🏼

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

@Wend443 🥹🥹🥹

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

@machine_slave Yeah that’s why I didn’t carry out the plan

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

I jokingly sent this to my boss, and she emailed my peers and me to reassure us that this situation would never happen to us

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry https://t.co/LJBpJ95q2o

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

@janefkndoe 1 inch is like huge!

You should be embarrassed parakeet!

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

I know you’re enjoying the auto translate feature so I can finally show you that Spanish twitter is fucking fire

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Cocinero: lo peor de mi trabajo es verlo y no probarlo
El ginecólogo:

[Billy @_billyreid]

Trying to find the funny tweet you just saw to like it after Twitter randomly refreshes

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

This guy is a jackass lmao

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!!

The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved.

And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve.

But because of who loves us.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Got it done

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

This dude Russell has no idea of what's in the bible lol

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Piers staring at Russell then looking at the camera like Jim from The Office is sending me

[Dick Warlock @dickwarlock13]

What the fuck happened now? I'm done with the historical fucking events fuck