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[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

Megyn Kelly on the *court certified* MALICIOUS LIAR... 👩‍⚖️

"Live by the sword, die by the sword - She's the one who started this PR war and has no grounds to complain because SHE LOST IT!"

#JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppRises #JohnnyDeppIsASurvivor 👑🏴‍☠️🫶

[Gail @Gail95926]

@TessaAgain53070 @Jcf72252146 @Johanna_1254 @alison6043 @Margare62220105 @Supernatural979 @LeelaAddams @FTravellin @FortonSusan @TillyItaliana @mos1886 🤡 This is what I and 500 million other people around the world heard. She said two contradictory things under oath...LOl 😂

https://t.co/pdUfQdkNlI

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

"Everybody was trying to jump on his dead body, and like a phoenix he rose from the ashes."

- Josh Richman on #JohnnyDepp

Four years 🏴‍☠️ 01 June 2022

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

LOVING that Josh Richman just gave us a glimpse into JD's verdict reaction ❤️ but I'm surprised at how many people asked who he is.

Meet #JoshRichman... 🧵

1. Verdict - "Like a phoenix, he ROSE FROM THE ASHES!!!"

#JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppWon #JohnnyDeppKeepsWinning 👑

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@alison6043 JD: "With charity donations - I'd rather my name not on it. I don't want that to be the important thing. I donate without my name being involved. It was 'DISNEY DOING THIS' or 'Warner doing this. Im not looking for a pat on the back. I dont need the adulation."

AH: "LOOK AT ME!"

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@Eve_Barlow Eve: "Ive always stood against disinformation"

Also Eve: *Gets kicked out of court for doing exactly that*

You forgot that reality quick enough!

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@MegKeene @Eve_Barlow "Principled stance" = Getting ejected from court for editing an old insta post to misleadingly disqualify a witness.

Be serious.

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@GirlFromMars_OG @buffys The cops:
"I did not recognise her as a victim of domestic violence."

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@Johanna_1254 🙄

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@unteconchismes Yup.
https://t.co/fqJOiyKuz9

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@alison6043 "You will not see my eyes again."

She hasn't.

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@alison6043 "You will not see my eyes again."

She hasn't.

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@dune1411 *Proceeds to post pics of her in her 20's*

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@TMZ

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@TessaAgain53070 @Daisy03517931 She's talking about 2012 in your second pic. And the specific pic & "incident" in 2013 in the first.

You need to change her words because the evidence contradicts them.

Its giving "I use pledge & donation synonymous..."

"I didn't hit you in a proper slap... I was hitting you"

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@TessaAgain53070 @Daisy03517931 "Well, you're wrong."
https://t.co/9TAQWCRxPW

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

"Why are you lying about her claiming to have been punched repeatedly in the face?"

#AmberTurd:
"Uh um uh... kinda... I don't know how many times he hit me in the face."
— Hit you several times?
— You lost count?!
— With rings on his fingers?
#AmberTurd: "That's correct."

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@velarisdreamr @LigtvoetMonique @JungleJuice786 @DeathtrapVenus @yarennkuyumcu What are you showing here? You're complaining people have "nothing better to do", because they replied to an older post. Yet you did the exact same to me.

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@LigtvoetMonique @velarisdreamr @JungleJuice786 @DeathtrapVenus @yarennkuyumcu 🤡

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

https://t.co/CXMO2AduA9

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

#JohnnyDepp:
Exits through the same door.
Every day.
Live to the world.
For 6 long weeks.

#Potato:
"It wasn't his exit"
"No it wasn't"
"No that's incorrect"
"It most certainly wasn't"
"I disagree with your characterisation of that..."

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

If at first you don't succeed lie, lie again... 🤥🎭

Trial day 15:
"OMG Depp tried to attack her in court!" (by walking to his exit as she does her best 🥴 high school drama performance)

Trial day 16:
#AmberTurd testifies Depp has never even looked at her.

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@BabyGirl1946 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@nypost Fucking weirdos.

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

@Evangelion217 @iSara2023 "Probably." 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Couch Potato @Zee28___]

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[Brian Jensen @Evangelion217]

@Grendel_Mimic She was told by Heard in private. She was examined by a doctor and confirmed she showed signs of being raped.