Jess the Author (she/her)

Author and publisher of six children's picture books. Lover of the silly and majestic - like otters and sloths.
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CRYPTID SPECTRUM - A child isn’t troubled by an autism diagnosis since his favourite cryptids also have traits associated with #ASD. Author team is 1 proud parent of an ASD kid who wants nothing more than to have something in common with bigfoot & 1 PB author.
#PbPitch #DIS #SEL

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@_ashleedani I'd love the support! ❤️

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@nicolemtota I'd love the support for my pitch!!❤️

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@NDVwrites Yes! I'd love the support ❤️

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

CRYPTID SPECTRUM - A child isn’t troubled by an autism diagnosis since his favourite cryptids also have traits associated with #ASD. Author team is 1 proud parent of an ASD kid who wants nothing more than to have something in common with bigfoot & 1 PB author.
#PbPitch #DIS

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@PirateMeghan I am sad every year in Sask. Also there are no fireworks on Halloween in SK.

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@PirateMeghan I just got my 4th a few weeks ago, but it wasn't the fancy bivalent one and now I feel like I might as well go lick some hand-railings.

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@PirateMeghan 5? Show off.

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This scene in #ReturnToMonkeyIsland was the single most relatable thing I've seen in a video game ever - talking to your kid while they flop around and ask a million questions. I feel seen, @phrenopolis @grumpygamer @SkilletDoux

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@_staple_remover @SkilletDoux I realized about 3/4 of the way through that this piece was what I was missing from RtMI. I love everything about it, but miss the commentary of trying random stuff.

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@TheBloggess My therapist suggested the mantra "focus on what IS, not what IF." It has helped me tremendously with anxiety attacks. Maybe it will help you too ❤️

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@ForgedLayer @monkeyislandsp Is this file available to buy?

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@joeynoelle @DisneyDLV Are there things you have to pay extra to access from the current release?

[Terrible Toybox @terribletoybox]

Ahoy-a-who! Return to Monkey Island on Sept 19, aka International Talk Like a Pirate Day, aka the biggest #monkeyIslandMonday ever. Pre-order on Switch or Steam to make Stan happy. You'll get a red herring inventory item for your troubles. https://t.co/Vauq544ARv

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@terribletoybox ... isn't today Tuesday?

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@grumpygamer I randomly decided to check the eshop to see if this was available for pre-order. Then I leapt to Twitter to see how far behind I was. Only three hours! TLAPD was always a favourite, now it's even MORE favouritey! #MonkeyIsland wait... isn't it Tuesday??

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@grumpygamer @phrenopolis My husb thinks he's more excited for BOTW2 than I am for #ReturnToMonkeyIsland. He is very wrong.

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@JenKepler I have, yep. What are you looking to know?

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

today is the worst day of my entire life, this is how jackie felt when her husbands skull got blasted all over her

[Jess the Author (she/her) @allwritehere]

@PirateMeghan My favourite game is "Is It Covid, Allergies, Stress, or PMS?" Spin the wheel to find out!