Allyson

I get all warm and fuzzy when you call me a bitch

[NPR @NPR]

The Susan B. Anthony Museum has rejected President Trump's pardon of the leading suffragist.

The museum's director said the best way to honor Anthony would be to take a clear stance against voter suppression — and to advocate for human rights for all.
https://t.co/hbL4da4xT4

[Allyson @allyXpally]

Not surprising that the new hire who doesn’t have a key is the first one at work 😂

[Allyson @allyXpally]

@kaseycloaninger I’ve been called tf out 😂

[Allyson @allyXpally]

Nathan: damn Allyson you chew so loud!
Dad: Allyson does everything loud
#boomroasted

[Allyson @allyXpally]

It’s pretty hard to plan a wedding when vendors don’t email you back 😭

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Welp. Can it be 2021 yet? 🥴

[Allyson @allyXpally]

Which would you prefer to eat at a wedding

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

So which is it? It’s too dangerous to have an election? Or it’s safe enough for small children to be in schools?

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

A month ago, Yakima had one of the highest COVID-19 rates in the country. Today, they have bent the curve and are one of the few counties in WA heading in the right direction.

What changed? They went from 65% to 95% of people wearing masks.

#MaskUpWA

[Zack Czajkowski @ZackCz]

If you’re having a zoom call to decide whether to open schools rather than an in person meeting I think you should know the answer.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So basically the Republican Party is telling school kids the same thing about COVID that they told them about GUNS:

You're on your own. We will not protect you.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Fixed it: After months of historic ineptitude that left over 140,000 Americans dead and millions more unemployed, a problem the President exacerbated by publicly doubting the medical community and spreading damaging lies, Trump does the bare minimum of his job for 24 hours.

[Allyson @allyXpally]

Every time I have a nightmare about something going wrong at my wedding, my mother in law is right in the middle of it 😓😓😓

[IMTHATGIRL @brennablayloc]

Y’all saying BLM for one situation just don’t sit right with me, it goes beyond police brutality!!! It’s Black women dying at a higher rate during childbirth. It’s Black people being exposed to COVID-19 at a higher rate. It’s Black people being forced into low income communities.