ally hall 🌵

SpEd Teacher 👩🏻‍🏫 Pizza Enthusiast🍕Cat Mom 🐈

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

@TwinkTheory And yet we had to listen to Sheana sing “Good As Gold” for 12 years when this voice was available…

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Can we normalize not eating fried fish on a plane…especially at 7:23 in the goddamn morning

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

The best part of a boob job is not having to wear a bra on vacation

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Am I good? Nah dude I slept wrong at 35 and now my back is fucked

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Regretting my decision to not buy a $150 ticket to the @Mariners tonight while I was in Seattle

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Went to an outdoor baby shower today and haven’t been able to get warm since

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

LET’S FUCKING GO PATS!

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Current ranking off of first listen of #TLOAS

1. Elizabeth Taylor
2. Wood
3. Actually romantic
4. Father figure
5. Ruin the friendship
6. The fate of Ophelia
7. The life of a showgirl
8. Opalite
9. Wish list
10. Eldest daughter
11. Honey

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Somehow I got out of two tickets tonight lol

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

BOW DOWN 💜 💛 #uwhuskies

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

I just ran full-force into a door resulting in an instantaneous bruise and it still hurts less than sitting through a PD training

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

I had so many good camping jokes…and then I drank 4 cutwaters….

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

When I start drinking I just start yapping about Taylor Swift. Want the bread puns? Got ‘em. Random facts? Got ‘em.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Me on October 3rd

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Also thinking about how I used to carry around a jug of Carlo Rossi to parties and would introduce myself as “ally like a bowling alley but without the ‘e’”

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Not for 1 second did I think turning 35 would be making charcuterie boards and pomegranate margaritas to watch a cheesy teen show…but here we are.

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

Fucking norovirus has me struggling to eat a single saltine.

[Shelby @Shelby_Delaine]

I’d choose the bear tbh

#BIP #BachelorInParadise

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

The number one song in Taylor’s discography is Maroon and will not accept any discourse on this subject, thank you.

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

@shannel_lynn Absolutely ready to verbally eviscerate someone lol

[ally hall 🌵 @ally__diana]

I love an all-inclusive but if I drink another tequila shot before 1 pm I might perish