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I could eat

Instagram: @amb_xcii

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

Ewww the new @DoorDash app is terrible! Only places to order delivery from are places I can walk to so why would I pay for delivery? Everything else is now outside delivery area so I have to pick up so why would I go through the app’s added fees I can just go to the restaurant

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

I’ve spent literally 30 minutes in this @Starbucks drive thru and still have not gotten to the pick up window and the people in front of me have not moved.

Maybe work on employee retention so you don’t have 1 poor high schooler doing register, drive through and drink orders

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

@krismasleigh All the @Starbucks by me took PSL off their door dash listing completely 😭 so even day shift can’t get it

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

I really wanted to like @HelloFresh but after 1 week I remember why I canceled 3 years ago 😭

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

@hbomax why do you have part 1 and 3 of the hobbit trilogy but got rid of the second part? That makes no sense

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

I’m literally only back on Twitter to be a @NJTRANSIT rail hate page

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

That none of them can even govern themselves let alone a nation. I no longer interact with people on here really and just complain about being hungry so I think its time to go. Yea I think this will be my last tweet. C ya Twitter it's been....pretty shitty 🙃

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

I've been on Twitter since 2009 that's my Jr year of hs, I'm turning 30 in a few months. I've had every form of social media, MySpace when I was in 6th grade, Formspring, tumblr, yikyak even. Twitter is the birth place of the hashtag, which used to be called the pound key. It was

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

Terrible and everything gets shared between platforms immediately anyway. Celebrities are actually really boring and start drama on here to be talked about and all of our elected officials do nothing but cyber bully each other all day and it's become increasingly obvious

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

The smoothie I just made is legit black #gothpower

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

Why am I googling how to raise chickens

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Here's a little song I wrote about wrapping presents it's called "Where Did I Leave the Scissors Okay Now the Tape is Stuck to Itself and OMFG Where Did I Put the Goddamn Scissors Again Oh Great the Paper Ripped OK SCREW THIS EVERYONE IS GETTING GIFT BAGS" and a one and a two

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

8 year-old cousin got an iPhone. Her 60 year old aunt got a toilet seat. Both were equally as excited over their gifts 😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buckaroo. He is 12 years old and sometimes he gets sore. Warm baths always help him feel better. His dad holds his pillow and his brothers come by for emotional support. 14/10 for all #SeniorPupSaturday

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

My screen time is atrocious. About to throw my whole phone away

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

So I finished the Witcher in 2 days now what

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

My pillow has been bothering my neck which made me think what did we do before pillows and before we created beds what was our natural position nature intended to protect out back and neck? I think we were meant to be back sleepers cuz im a side sleeper and my back is a disaster

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

What is the natural positions humans sleep in? We study animals including how they sleep, most curl up, some hang upside down etc but we created beds for ourselves and now too soft or too firm is bad for back, too many or too little pillows is bad for our neck

[🥲 @ally__S0N]

We evolved to sleeping off the ground but it isn't great for us, a bad mattress is cause of so many health problems. When we were sleeping on the ground without pillows I can't imagine we were side sleepers because our shoulders and head would cause our necks to be pinched