ellie’s mom

head empty no thoughts

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@BLev93 You should have French dips at the wedding

[ellie’s mom @ally_babi]

No one:
Me: I could really go for a French dip

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@DougieDen @ohiotate @JimmyKimmelLive Lol 🫡

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My life significantly improved when I stopped using Greek yogurt as an alternative for sour cream. Sour cream I love u

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@ohiotate @BarstoolDucks Plz leave me out of this 😂😂😂

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@notmiketate @ohiotate @BarstoolDucks Lmaooo omg I know 💀

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I am re entering my Mac Miller era

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Everything I’ve learned about “elf on the shelf” has been against my will

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Reclining your seat on a flight:

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Zendaya: can u pay me $1 million per euphoria episode
HBO: sure 🤑
HBO app users: can u make an app that actually works
HBO: no srry 🥺

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@ultabeauty @Ticketmaster This tweet did not age well

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@jssclvy Fall wreath making?! Cider or pumpkin beer flights @ home

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@erikajackson Me

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@westelm literally has the worst customer experience and customer service I have ever experienced. U guys delivered a bed with missing legs in June and left it half assembled in my room where am i supposed to sleep?? Not to mention it’s impossible to get anyone on the phone

[ellie’s mom @ally_babi]

You can’t tell me that the jeep brake lights don’t look like little buttholes

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One thing about me, I fucking love a garage sale

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@mik_sims Omg !!!!!!

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I was gaslit by the Starbucks barista on Las Vegas boulevard

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@erikajackson I let them get brown and then put them in the freezer for smoothies 😄