did I tell my boyfriend there was something inside his valentines present that would die if he didn’t open it today because I have no self control and couldn’t wait one more day??
yes
a cute personality trait of mine is knowing that iced coffee makes me feel sick & jittery & dizzy & weird but still paying $6 for a large, I mean I love that my hands are shaking as I type this very fun and cute
Girl’s ig story: Happy
me: oh fuck what’s coming next
Girls ig story: Birthday
me: Holy shit lmao
girls ig story: To
me: to who to who c’mon tell me
girls ig story: My
me: I’m dying here! spill it alrea