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This is the second time in the last month I’ve experienced sleep paralysis, and lemme tell you, this is not what I meant when I wished for someone to crawl into bed with me 😅😅😅😅

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Brb, gonna go fall in love with myself again

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At the bus stop someone told me I shouldn’t sit on the bench because “it probably has pee on it”
Lol, sir, I have something to tell you about every surface in Chicago

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I’m sick of being the healer and would like to be the healed one now plz

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Someone on this bus smells like a buttered popcorn flavored jelly bean and idk how they did it honestly

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If it’s 7 am in Chicago and you don’t see someone chillin on the median of Michigan ave with his stash spread out rolling a blunt…are you really in Chicago?

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I refuse to get on a plane without spending $25 on unnecessary snacks

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@collincampana Sending you all my love 💚

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I try to keep up with news articles on my phone, but there’s so many damn ads covering everything. The world could be ending and I wouldn’t know unless I paid $1.99

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Dating apps are wild because there can be 5 different pics of a person on their profile and I can still have no idea wtf they look like

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@heyyy__c Probably pretty squishy

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Yeah, gas prices are high, but have you seen the cost for a box of cereal?

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@collincampana I demand to know where you got this photo of me

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Why do I feel like this is the only place where the solution to guns is more guns?

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The biggest lie you tell yourself is that something you want to do requires a talent that you don’t have. It’s usually skill, and it’s learned. Chase your dreams, boo.

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Just found a list I apparently made while hypomanic a few weeks ago that names all the local invasive plant species…?😂😂😂 why am I like this

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I packed a bag of snacks for work tomorrow and I’m just sitting here in bed eating it all

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@collincampana “Do I want thinks big and blurry, or small but clear?” 😅

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Couscous is just rice that’s been chewed up already.

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@thekatiefink Thank you, love you so much. I mostly just want to taste again 😩😭

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I told myself I needed more time to rest, so the universe granted me a breakthrough case of COVID 😅😅😅
I guess I’ll be more specific next time.