Allyyyy

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

My anxiety over leaving work for half a day for an appointment tomorrow😣😣 #teacherlife

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

45 minutes to get across town for a coffee. Train x2 and the WORLDS SLOWEST @TimHortonsUS
I ❤️ Bradford.
🙄🙄

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Me 5 years ago: I’ll never use Santa as a threat to my kids..
Me now in July: WELL I HOPE SANTA ISN’T WATCHING 🤬🤬

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

When you wake up to the words “mom I took my pull up off to go poop” 😳😳

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

@StephTor17

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Coming home drunk at 2am with a 20 piece McNugg and various dipping sauces @5thyear (via ig:emily_allevi)

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Almost 8:00 and both kids are still sleeping?? What’s going on here? 😲😵🥱

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Ahh I love my timehop during the summer 🍻☀️ the BEST memories🥰

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

There’s no way this was 7 years ago😭😭 @alyyyice @kcarr523 @kandyykaneee @chel_seashell

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

It’s always a good day when your book order comes! @Scholastic #bookboxday

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Both kids had a bath AND I even washed my hair all before 8:00.. 💆🏼‍♀️🚿🧴🧼🛀🏻#itsthelittlethings

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

At the point where I’ve done so much online shopping I have no idea what I’ve even bought 🤦🏼‍♀️🆘💸

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Spent $60 on Easter outfits.. Weston is outside riding his tractor in pajamas that are two sizes too small 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️💗🐰

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Me: I have to drink my coffee because it gives me energy..
Weston: Energy? What’s that?
🤣🤔😬☕️☕️☕️☕️

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

So happy to see @JennaBushHager back on @HodaAndJenna this morning 🥰☀️📺

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Me at 6:20- “Weston, why are you up so early? It’s the weekend so we can sleep in!”
Him- “I go to work, I’m too busy.” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Missed midnight for the first time in over 20 years 🤦🏼‍♀️🎉 ..but I’m okay with that because in a few weeks I’ll be up at midnight every night 🤱🏼💤🆘

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

I’ve been awake since 4:45 because I’m so excited for Christmas break🤦🏼‍♀️🎄🤷🏼‍♀️ #teacherproblems

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

Things I’ve pinned recently range from “things you can’t reuse with baby #2” to “I can use the school bathroom: a social story” 🤷🏼‍♀️🤰🏼👩🏼‍🏫

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

When you’re pregnant and forcing yourself to stay upstairs and finish the last two grad projects for the semester 😂😂

[Allyyyy @ally_carpenter]

When @TimHortonsUS line is out on the road so you go to empty @sheetz and one latte takes 15 minutes 😑😑☕️☕️ #teacherproblems