Alex Thompson

feeling supersonic

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[🦀👻gem fandango🍊🦇 @gingerwarriorxo]

happy pride month xx

[Paul Soter @PaulSoter]

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

[saz @emorollll]

u call it substance abuse i call it my chemical romance

[miia @miiagarro]

getting your period right after a day of crying is so validating like i knew i wasn't a weak bitch... i was just hormonally possessed

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

"what's your blood type?"

idk, boiling.

[masha @masha_slp]

“what that mouth do?” argue bye

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Girl if he doesn’t know who Aragorn son of Arathorn is, cancel that date

[miia @miiagarro]

"you're so funny"

thanks i probably would've been lobotomized in 1940

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

surviving on rage and morbid whimsy

[fishious @fishquichee]

“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

[trap dad @dude_gang]

your honor, you know how I get.

[m @msnetik]

in hindsight there really was no party like an s club party

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

a special place in hell? for me? that's actually really thoughtful

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.