ally🦋

bored

[natasha @blessedtashi]

my lifestyle is completely funded by the universe i am soooooooooooo abundant & blessed

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

GENERATIONAL

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Zohran Mamdani just gave an absolute banger of a speech about the Knicks' win — and while he's ostensibly talking about New York City, there's a message here for all Americans 🔥🔥🔥

"Most of all, it's in that .4% that New Yorkers do what we have always done — we win.

"Standing here before what feels like the entire city, there is a Jalen Brunson quote I can't stop thinking about — I'm gonna tell you.

"'You are allowed to think about the worst possible scenario — but you gotta go out there and do something about it.'

" ... the Knicks did not just win FOR New York City, they won LIKE New York City. What is New York if not your back up against the wall? A dream that feels just out of reach? A rent payment you don't know how you'll ever make?

"What is New York if not 99.6% of the world stacked against you? And who are New Yorkers if not people who hear those odds and smile? Who look at a .4% chance of success and say 'why are you giving me a head start?"

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

When the wedding's at 6 but Game 5 is at 8:30

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

men, you need to be at your peak health before getting your woman pregnant

- her morning sickness is tied to your sperm health
- the gender of the baby is tied to your stress
- her placenta is built from your DNA
- frequent marijuana usage DOUBLES miscarriage risk

your health determines how well your woman's pregnancy goes AND how healthy your baby is

she's going to carry a baby for 9 months

you can spend at least 9 months before hand getting healthy

[enemycharlie @enemycharlie]

Things so bad in the US I teared up when Bad Bunny literally just said the names of every country in the Americas lmao. I hate ICE I hate MAGA I hate borders I hate pedophiles I hate billionaires

[corinne ☆ @MIUCClAMUSE]

ms. rachel also said every illustration on her dress was drawn by kid in gaza, that’s MY woman of the year!!!

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

he literally asks her to get married every 10 years because he simply loves seeing her dressed as a bride

[AJ @willjames93]

MF look like the Mucinex bug

[ally🦋 @ally_conant]

@whyrev or camp rock

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

You clearly weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

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[James Rogers III @jamesearl23]

Why on earth did it take so long for this brilliant idea to blossom? Lol