Alessandra De Rose

[Alessandra De Rose @ally_derose]

Idc what anyone says pinkie promises are the real deal

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Rescue swimmer Scott Ruskan, who saved 165 people during the Texas floods, says he recently became a rescue swimmer and this was his first rescue mission.

“I got on scene, boots on the ground at Camp Mystic and discovered I was the only first responder there.”

“I had about 200 kids, mostly all scared, terrified cold, having probably the worst day of their life.”

“I just kind of need to triage them, get them to a higher level care and get them off the flood zone with a lot of the Army helicopters.”

Hero.

[Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin]

Say hello to Scott Ruskan, the AMERICAN HERO who saved 165 campers in the Texas floods on his first mission with the Coast Guard.

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

You really can be so back literally whenever

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

[doug @dougmcray4]

Not being able to drive faster than 60 going to the cape might be one if the most frustrating things in the world

[Megan Johnson @megansarahj]

What if the real reason Biden's in town is to watch the Karen Read trial

[Kaitlin Grady @_kaitlingrady]

I don’t want a “prebiotic soda.” I want Diet Coke

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Thanks to everybody who donated. We raised 750k. With the matching of the funds that brings the total to 1.5 million that will go directly to the family.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Timothéss of Chalamendeley

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Jason Kelce talking about the importance of fathers in his retirement speech: "I think one of the best things a person can be in this world is a father. A father who is present, devoted, and loving is the greatest gift a child could ask for in our society."

[Chris @citehchris]

*gets down on one knee* you want to get breakfast together forever?

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

no way joe biden making it up those stairs

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

[H @houseofhazel]

if Hailey bieber wasn’t a nepo girl I feel like she’d manage the fuck out of an aritzia

[AARON @lidolmix]

girl back up a bit omg

[eLeni @eleniZarro]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

Lemonade: *kills you*