Ally Garton

Web/UX developer. MSc in Comp Sci. Uni of Lincoln Computer Science Society President 23/24. Former researcher at Uni of Lincoln. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

[Ally Garton @ally_garton]

It's submitted! 🍾 now for the viva...

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@PowerWashSim @binary_overload

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@UPS_UK interestingly, I have a friend in Canterbury who’s had a very similar issue with you today. Is it like this all over the country or?

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@UPS_UK can someone please explain to why, instead of waiting for someone to answer the door yesterday, your delivery driver walked off before we could even get to the intercom, and then delivered my parcel to a random outdoorwear shop on the high street?

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@UPS_UK there is even a convenience store IN MY BUILDING that takes parcels, AND the concierge’s phone number is on the front door. But no, it was taken to the high street with zero notification. To a store that’s only open during office hours so I can’t collect it.

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are angry at the barbie movie, or who say it’s “man-hating”, is very simply that they don’t hate the movie, or barbie, or whatever.

They hate women.

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I think the most interesting thing about <a certain loud demographic> being so angry about the barbie movie is this:

The depiction of the real world is spot-on, but barbieland is not its true opposite. In the real world, women are largely harrassed, ogled, and treated like shit,

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angry about that? The film depicts a world where women have all the power that men have in real life, and yet women do not treat men the way men treat us in real life.

Oh, and barbie apologises to ken and helps him find himself.

The only conclusion i can draw from people who

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@LEGO_Group @SirSpeks now this would be cool

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As of 13:39 today, I finally, FINALLY, have my masters degree 😁

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@LincsPolice saving the day again…super fast response to two idiots smashing their way into our building.

Not sure what makes people break into an empty (6 months!) cafe and run away laughing, but I feel safer knowing we have a great police force here in the city centre 🚓

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@AlexThumwood Super excited 🥳

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“A fusilli of plot” -@AlexThumwood 2023, describing a plot twist

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*our friends get married*

Me: omg you gorgeous people love u so much

Ollie: VERY SEXY WELL DONE

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@skyeplusbox You will be the first to see 😤

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Yesterday i made a tiny hat for my cousin’s first birthday and it is both insanely cute and one of the neatest things i’ve ever crocheted

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@kelloggshelp_uk when i was halfway through primary school fruit winders changed from one thick strip to two thinner ones. no one ever believes me. i just want to know why

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Have you ever thought that if modern science is pointing to something that you don’t like (climate change, for instance), YOU might be in the wrong?

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I will never understand why certain people (usually right wing), who have never been in research or science, are so happy to just deny scientific/professional research with no basis for doing so other than “they’re pushing an agenda”