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😜can I sing 4 you?🥰

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

I heard one of my girls say “okay well if you’re not going to let me play you can’t touch my butterfly tattoo” 😂😂

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

one of my kids said, “WHAT Ms. Ally you have friends!?”

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

bruh some kid keeps ripping farts during nap time

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have you ever coughed so hard you threw up? bc same

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

I’ve been so full of mucus that it’s literally coming out of my eyes

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

me: ok trace your name and then you’re done
preschooler: ok brah

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@xcaaityx shit you right :/

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

me: where is the bathrooms?
bucca worker: oh for the females?
huhhhh tf where else

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

I think I’m in my Pitbull era

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

is it normal to have some of your toes numb after wearing heels? asking for a friend

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

a guy me asked last night “are you a car girl? you look like one” & I told him “um well I like watching Cars and Lighting Mcqueen is my fav”

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

@xcaaityx did you try Pacific Party Rental? Wedding Linen Company?

[Hawaii Men's Volleyball @HawaiiMensVB]

Hana hou 🏆🏆

#WarriorBall22

[Tanner Haworth (he/they) @TannerHaworth]

#HawaiiMVB @HawaiiMensVB

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I’m a Hawai’i kid, so I’ve got to congratulate the Rainbow Warriors for their back-to-back national volleyball championships! @HawaiiMensVB, you've made all of Hawai'i proud.

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

@nikkiseina LOL no one bc we couldn’t decide who looked like a racist but wasn’t actuLly racist

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

I had a dream where the world was ending and there was a bunker but in order to enter it said to cut off the arm of someone who looks like a racist but not actually racist 😂

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

@xcaaityx HAHAHAHA

[cwhiz 🤙🏽 @xcaaityx]

me & ally texting:
hey i miss u 🤢🤢 love u 🤮🤮

[asscrackally @ally_keikos]

@xcaaityx reveal makeup, grace nicole glam, face art beauty !!