Alexandria Shelton

[Justin Kirkland @justinkirkland4]

Well, we’re requiring her in the office three days a week starting today

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

MOOOOOOOD 🤘

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

I wish our founding fathers could see the progress we’ve made

[The 1975 @the1975]

The 1975 - At Their Very Best
Limited ‘production hold’ tickets now available for all North American 2022 shows
https://t.co/VV4VReJ75C
#the1975

[adam @brokeangeI]

how your email finds me

[Will @subtweetg0d]

Me since gas $4 now

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

New Years giveaway: Three people who RT this tweet will win (2) tickets to a Mavs game. Winners announced next week.

@kporzee | #NBAAllStar

[Megan Menchaca @meganmmenchaca]

New: @UTAustin is listed as the No. 1 university in Texas in new global rankings by the U.S. News & World Report.

UT also was listed as the No. 43 university in the world based on its academic research and global reputation.
https://t.co/YMYFT7Vh9c

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

🤘 @MCuban is a MOOD

[rocker @girIfromnowear]

good morning

[paloma @ilyverymuch4evr]

what the back of my hair looks like is none of my business

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

was having a really bad day until i saw that target had a buy 5, get 5 free deal on lunchables. now i’m having an even worse day because so many people laughed at me struggling to carry 10 lunchables to the checkouts.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

I keep hearing CEOs say they need workers back in the office for "productivity."

What's going to motivate to work harder: a ping-pong table at the office or the chance to avoid 2 hours in rush-hour traffic? A pizza party or getting to see your pets/loved ones during the day?